Today is Chris Farley's 53rd birthday. I'm going to watch his movies and "Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley."

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Just had my first blood orange--a very erotic fruit.

The Electric Light Orchestra logo is easier to draw than the Chef Boyardee logo.

Drawing. I am going to make BHM pinups a thing.

Bought a blood orange. Haven't eaten it yet. I want my first time to be special.

Ode to Diet Pepsi: "Quaff, oh Quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost twentieth century!" Quoth the Raven, "You really should put some sheets on your mattress."

We built this city...we built this city...we built this city on a frozen wasteland! LOL

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I'm wearing ladies' underpants! (An obscure aND very dated "Saturday Night Live" reference that people outside of the United States definitely won't get. God, that show was good in the '90s!)

In the past hour, I have, a) eaten crab rolls with ketchup, put a handmade sign on my front door that says, "NO TRESPASSING VIOLATORS WILL BE FORCE FED,"c)put out dog food for a cat that is obviously a lost pet and not feral, and d) almost accidentally flirted with a girl I thought was a guy.

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I can't find my "Weight Watchers Before" Polaroid, and I suspect that my ex-fiance sold it to a hobo for a dime. LOL. I LOVE cameras on smart phones!

They have really changed CaNada Dry. It sucks now! They need to quit f--king changing the way food and drinks taste! They got it right in the '90s!

Cleaned out my dog's food bin so he won't get ergot poisoning. Going to feed and walk him now.

I am a female feeder/FA gaining unwanted weight. I'm upset. I just hit 200 lbs.

Preheating the oven to make a Jell-O Cake!...Does anyone else suspect that the CDC and the AMA are lying about there being an obesity epidemic in America? I live in Pleasant Hill, Iowa, a suburb of Des Moines, and I'm seeing absolutely no evidence that 33% of the population is obese. Whenever I'm out in the community, I'm on the hunt for BHMS, and there are usually just none to be found. Have any other FAS experienced this?

I was so pissed that the novel "The Patron Saint of Lost Dogs" suggests that plus size women shouldn't wear bikinis, I threw it in the trash. The author Nick Trout can rot in hell. I have read better prose on a packet of silicon dessicant. The joke's on him; I bought that stupid book at Goodwill.