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Murphy
13 years
Red hair is controlled by a recessive gene, therefore it is less commonly seen. SCIENCE
Murphy
13 years
No, he just has a fetish for people who are off-balance and slurring their words.
Murphy
13 years
...you insult the people calling you out on your offensive behavior.
Murphy
13 years
You think the only people who should be offended are the people who apply to the negative terms. So basically instead of addressing anything...
Murphy
13 years
Calling women whores isn't regional, dude. It's demeaning wherever you go.
Murphy
13 years
Well this makes not going to Good Burger easier, knowing that they like misogynist humor.
Murphy
13 years
Bleh. I'm horny and it's making me grumpy.
Murphy
13 years
I don't know why that came to mind, but now it's stuck there.
Murphy
13 years
For some reason all I can think of right now is this one-man band down on the boardwalk in Key West singing "All I Have to Do is Dream" by the Every Brothers.
Murphy
13 years
Goosie... good luck. I look forward to hearing about anything interesting that happens!
Murphy
13 years
To your horror, to my arousal. So yeah.
Murphy
13 years
It so was. I had such a great time. I just need more sleep right now.
Murphy
13 years
I think I'm almost recovered from the weekend... almost.
Murphy
13 years
Was supposed to work today, but Irene kinda made that not happen. What should I do with this free day now?
Murphy
13 years
Tubbykins r0xx0rs my s0xx0rs.
Murphy
13 years
But way to bat zero... as usual.
Murphy
13 years
She's not 1600 pounds, that's her goal. And yes, she does... or at least she did. I know that she's been here before. Also, she's not from the UK.
Murphy
13 years
So I've only got a few more days before I go back to work. Suggestions on ways to live it up without spending money?
Murphy
13 years
...it's a reference to the Kurt Vonnegut book Cat's Cradle.
Murphy
13 years
BeautifulBootyGirl? More like "PainfullyObviousMale".
