Red hair is controlled by a recessive gene, therefore it is less commonly seen. SCIENCE

No, he just has a fetish for people who are off-balance and slurring their words.

...you insult the people calling you out on your offensive behavior.

You think the only people who should be offended are the people who apply to the negative terms. So basically instead of addressing anything...

Calling women whores isn't regional, dude. It's demeaning wherever you go.

Well this makes not going to Good Burger easier, knowing that they like misogynist humor.

Bleh. I'm horny and it's making me grumpy.

I don't know why that came to mind, but now it's stuck there.

For some reason all I can think of right now is this one-man band down on the boardwalk in Key West singing "All I Have to Do is Dream" by the Every Brothers.

Goosie... good luck. I look forward to hearing about anything interesting that happens!

To your horror, to my arousal. So yeah.

It so was. I had such a great time. I just need more sleep right now.

I think I'm almost recovered from the weekend... almost.

Was supposed to work today, but Irene kinda made that not happen. What should I do with this free day now?

Tubbykins r0xx0rs my s0xx0rs.

But way to bat zero... as usual.

She's not 1600 pounds, that's her goal. And yes, she does... or at least she did. I know that she's been here before. Also, she's not from the UK.

So I've only got a few more days before I go back to work. Suggestions on ways to live it up without spending money?

...it's a reference to the Kurt Vonnegut book Cat's Cradle.

BeautifulBootyGirl? More like "PainfullyObviousMale".