Murphy


Wethersfield, Connecticut, United States  
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Murphy 15 years
My wallet won't care for it, but I love how early I got out of work today.
Murphy 15 years
Paige, your pics are always hot.
Murphy 15 years
HEY PPLZ........ CHECK OUT MY CAPS LOCK
Murphy 15 years
You could break both your legs and be immobile now. smiley
Murphy 15 years
Thank you, Twirly!
Murphy 15 years
flower: Extremely carefully.
Murphy 15 years
Just shave it all off.
Murphy 15 years
Boredom remedy: masturbation.
Murphy 15 years
I am going to stab myself with the shattered pieces of my broken dreams.
Murphy 15 years
No, I don't mean on the site, I mean sent to me for my own personal spank bank. /perv
Murphy 15 years
No- YOU'RE awesome. Thank you for sharing that. When do I get a full-length version? smiley
Murphy 15 years
Dinner menu: everything delicious. Plus cake.
Murphy 15 years
Oh. That, I have no opinion on. smiley
Murphy 15 years
36th Chamber of Shaolin, you mean?
Murphy 15 years
Morning, FF. If anyone would be so kind as to come over and care for my sick self today, I'd be most grateful.
Murphy 15 years
But it's for a good cause!
Murphy 15 years
Bah, that was supposed to be an angry faic. >:C
Murphy 15 years
NO EXCUSES >:O
Murphy 15 years
Clearly the best idea is to head to the nearest buffet of decent quality.
Murphy 15 years
So eat something!