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Murphy
14 years
My wallet won't care for it, but I love how early I got out of work today.
Murphy
14 years
Paige, your pics are always hot.
Murphy
14 years
HEY PPLZ........ CHECK OUT MY CAPS LOCK
Murphy
14 years
You could break both your legs and be immobile now. 
Murphy
14 years
Thank you, Twirly!
Murphy
14 years
flower: Extremely carefully.
Murphy
14 years
Just shave it all off.
Murphy
14 years
Boredom remedy: masturbation.
Murphy
14 years
I am going to stab myself with the shattered pieces of my broken dreams.
Murphy
14 years
No, I don't mean on the site, I mean sent to me for my own personal spank bank. /perv
Murphy
14 years
No- YOU'RE awesome. Thank you for sharing that. When do I get a full-length version?
Murphy
14 years
Dinner menu: everything delicious. Plus cake.
Murphy
14 years
Oh. That, I have no opinion on.
Murphy
14 years
36th Chamber of Shaolin, you mean?
Murphy
14 years
Morning, FF. If anyone would be so kind as to come over and care for my sick self today, I'd be most grateful.
Murphy
14 years
But it's for a good cause!
Murphy
14 years
Bah, that was supposed to be an angry faic. >:C
Murphy
14 years
NO EXCUSES >:O
Murphy
14 years
Clearly the best idea is to head to the nearest buffet of decent quality.
Murphy
14 years
So eat something!
