Murphy


Wethersfield, Connecticut, United States  
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Murphy 14 years
Keep going, Billy! What else do you have to eat there?
Murphy 14 years
Horngry = horny and hungry. The latter is just because I haven't eaten, the former is because it's a fairly typical state. smiley
Murphy 14 years
Blah, you're all making me horngry. I haven't eaten yet today and I'm too lazy to go get breakfast. smiley
Murphy 14 years
Debbie?
Murphy 14 years
Well yeah, approximately half of any group is below average. smiley
Murphy 14 years
I can mess with the wires a bit and have common sense, I suppose that counts as "fixing cable".
Murphy 14 years
You're quite welcome, Fatty! Just another service I provide.
Murphy 14 years
I wouldn't know how to feed dwarves if it weren't for fetish porn. I've been able to feed myself just fine.
Murphy 14 years
I'm only somewhat dumb, thank you very much.
Murphy 14 years
Dear self: Stop ogling bellies on here and go get some lunch and baking supplies. We got stuff to make today.
Murphy 14 years
I'm broke for now, otherwise I'd be on a plane. smiley But I get money next week!
Murphy 14 years
You got a plane ticket for me, HFC? smiley And can you cover lost wages?
Murphy 14 years
COLD. Yesterday I had to drive an hour and a half in the snow. smiley
Murphy 14 years
Oh, it's so nice to be up after the sun for once this week.
Murphy 14 years
Bah, prove it.
Murphy 14 years
Somehow I doubt that. If you were feeling me (either of you!) I have a feeling that this issue would have been resolved. smiley
Murphy 14 years
Hello all, my name is Sexual Frustration.
Murphy 14 years
Guess who: extinguish whatever's setting you on fire?
Murphy 14 years
Jeepsterrrrrr <3
Murphy 14 years
Frolicking? I haven't done that in at least three years, and even then it was a mild frolic.