Horngry = horny and hungry. The latter is just because I haven't eaten, the former is because it's a fairly typical state.

Blah, you're all making me horngry. I haven't eaten yet today and I'm too lazy to go get breakfast.

I can mess with the wires a bit and have common sense, I suppose that counts as "fixing cable".
I wouldn't know how to feed dwarves if it weren't for fetish porn. I've been able to feed myself just fine.
Dear self: Stop ogling bellies on here and go get some lunch and baking supplies. We got stuff to make today.
Somehow I doubt that. If you were feeling me (either of you!) I have a feeling that this issue would have been resolved.

Frolicking? I haven't done that in at least three years, and even then it was a mild frolic.