Murphy's Activity | Fantasy Feeder

Murphy 14 years

Keep going, Billy! What else do you have to eat there?

Murphy 14 years

Horngry = horny and hungry. The latter is just because I haven't eaten, the former is because it's a fairly typical state.

Murphy 14 years

Blah, you're all making me horngry. I haven't eaten yet today and I'm too lazy to go get breakfast.

Murphy 14 years

Debbie?

Murphy 14 years

Well yeah, approximately half of any group is below average.

Murphy 14 years

I can mess with the wires a bit and have common sense, I suppose that counts as "fixing cable".

Murphy 14 years

You're quite welcome, Fatty! Just another service I provide.

Murphy 14 years

I wouldn't know how to feed dwarves if it weren't for fetish porn. I've been able to feed myself just fine.

Murphy 14 years

I'm only somewhat dumb, thank you very much.

Murphy 14 years

Dear self: Stop ogling bellies on here and go get some lunch and baking supplies. We got stuff to make today.

Murphy 14 years

I'm broke for now, otherwise I'd be on a plane.

But I get money next week!

Murphy 14 years

You got a plane ticket for me, HFC?

And can you cover lost wages?

Murphy 14 years

COLD. Yesterday I had to drive an hour and a half in the snow.

Murphy 14 years

Oh, it's so nice to be up after the sun for once this week.

Murphy 14 years

Bah, prove it.

Murphy 14 years

Somehow I doubt that. If you were feeling me (either of you!) I have a feeling that this issue would have been resolved.

Murphy 14 years

Hello all, my name is Sexual Frustration.

Murphy 14 years

Guess who: extinguish whatever's setting you on fire?

Murphy 14 years

Jeepsterrrrrr <3

Murphy 14 years

Frolicking? I haven't done that in at least three years, and even then it was a mild frolic.