Shout out to SushiQueen who just demolished a whole plate of sushi ;-)

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stalkers
Because he's a troll, clearly.

I've seen plenty of trolls come down the pipe, this one tries to at least pretend to be intelligent.

"Why are you so worked up?" is basically "y u mad bro? ...

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anyone know what’s going on at curvage?
I have the distinction of being banned from there without ever being a member of the site lol

*sees a cute blk girl recently joined*

Hmmm, looks promising.

*checks profile*

"Message me for conte....."

I F*CKING KNEW IT! Never fails

You know its f*cking sad when you have to brace yourself when you see a new attractive lady for the inevitable "i sell content/here's a link to my OnlyFans" portion of the bio.

We live in a world where critically acclaimed movie producer Frederic S Fuchs turned into evil LJN video game designer Fred Fucks.

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failed diet
Dude, you're whacking it to your sister.

Posted a new story that took me exactly 5 minutes to "write". Its a parody so don't take it too seriously.

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eating 7 hotdogs
My favorite was when her ex came into the FF chat to vent about her and we laughed at him into deleting his account.

She herself is a sweetheart.

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eating 7 hotdogs
Why the hell did you dig up an 8 year old dead thread?

I miss hanging out with PlumpPrincess tho. Luv that girl

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keeping her fed and drunk and drugged
John Smith:

Grown-ups are talking here.[/quote]

Exactly, scram!

Just had a weird dream I was back in 5th grade hosting a party at my old hous. Some old dude was singing When The Saints Go Marching In outside my house to pre-schoolers then some girl handed me a bowl of Alpha-Bits cereal and said to hand them to "Hank".

Bruce Willis and John Goodman were on my front porch and I remembered Roseanne played Bruce's sister in Look Whos Talking Too so I pointed at Bruce and told John, "look its your brother in law." John said "my brother in law??" John pointed to the rotary phone we kept out there and said "this is my brother in law?" He picked up the entire phone console and said "hi brother in law"

Then I ran upstairs still with the bowl and in my sister's room were Fozzie and Gonzo of the Muppets playing poker with cigars in their mouths. Then my dad walked out of the bathroom and 2 robbers came upstairs with guns and said "aight gimmie all yall money, sheeet". I dove on one of them, wrestled the gun away and shot the other who ran and dove out the open window. Rather than call the cops, I made the arrest of the other robber myself before the cat woke me up.

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keeping her fed and drunk and drugged
Take the moral police to Feabie. Clearly the people interacting with this thread dont have a problem with it.

Bad Girl, Fat Girl is complete. Check it out