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MissPorker
8 years
A lot of the talking scales got poor reviews so I went with a digital scale.
MissPorker
8 years
What if I told you that calories were flavor points?
*insert Matrix meme here*
*insert Matrix meme here*
Blimpingup
8 years
Hahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!
MissPorker
8 years
I won't lie. I got the phrase 'flavor points' from some random Tumblr post lol
MissPorker
8 years
I really should replace my scale since I now weigh "Error" all the time. Should I get a basic scale or a talking one? Ooh, do they make a scale that will tease me as I get closer and closer to my next goal weight?
MissPorker
8 years
If someone is gonna invent it, just go ahead and give MissPorker a little credit
Blimpingup
8 years
Yes, yes, they should make a scale like that! Or a scale that actively complains when you step on it — "Oh, not AGAIN! Isn't this how the LAST one bought it?" (Congratulations on getting the "Error" message, by the way. That's like a badge of honor!)
MissPorker
8 years
I'm looking for a good time, not a manslaughter charge 😛
MissPorker
8 years
Aw man, they're out of stock at that site but now I know what to look for. Thanks!
MissPorker
8 years
Hmm, I'm not sure where that quart and a half of ice cream went. Surely I didn't eat it all already...
Blimpingup
8 years
There's absolutely no way you could have eaten all of it. If I were you, I'd be looking for an ice-cream thief!
MissPorker
8 years
*blush* I guess my hang is becoming pretty noticeable
MissPorker
8 years
Ugh...I hate allergies! I would so give up my nose for another stomach right now.
Blimpingup
8 years
I'm sorry to hear that! Allergies are completely blecchy. Hoping you get some relief so you can get on with more fun things, like eating whatever you want!
MissPorker
8 years
Aw, thanks! I'm much better off than I was on Saturday but I just wanna be able to breathe freely again lol.
MissPorker
8 years
The bigger I get, the more things end up falling on the floor.
Ccwolf60
8 years
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MissPorker
8 years
All non-essential items get left behind lol. But if I drop my keys, I usually stare at them for a couple seconds, waiting for my telekinetic powers to kick in, before I suck it up and bend over to retrieve them.
MissPorker
8 years
That's what I want to know!
