MissPorker


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MissPorker 10 years
I really should replace my scale since I now weigh "Error" all the time. Should I get a basic scale or a talking one? Ooh, do they make a scale that will tease me as I get closer and closer to my next goal weight?
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MissPorker 10 years
If someone is gonna invent it, just go ahead and give MissPorker a little credit
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Blimpingup 10 years
Yes, yes, they should make a scale like that! Or a scale that actively complains when you step on it — "Oh, not AGAIN! Isn't this how the LAST one bought it?" (Congratulations on getting the "Error" message, by the way. That's like a badge of honor!)
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MissPorker 10 years
I'm looking for a good time, not a manslaughter charge 😛
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MissPorker 10 years
Aw man, they're out of stock at that site but now I know what to look for. Thanks!
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MissPorker 10 years
Hmm, I'm not sure where that quart and a half of ice cream went. Surely I didn't eat it all already...
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Blimpingup 10 years
There's absolutely no way you could have eaten all of it. If I were you, I'd be looking for an ice-cream thief!
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MissPorker 10 years
*blush* I guess my hang is becoming pretty noticeable
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MissPorker 10 years
Ugh...I hate allergies! I would so give up my nose for another stomach right now.
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Blimpingup 10 years
I'm sorry to hear that! Allergies are completely blecchy. Hoping you get some relief so you can get on with more fun things, like eating whatever you want!
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MissPorker 10 years
Aw, thanks! I'm much better off than I was on Saturday but I just wanna be able to breathe freely again lol.
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MissPorker 10 years
new post created in weightgain forum
re: Weight Gain App
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MissPorker 10 years
The bigger I get, the more things end up falling on the floor.
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Ccwolf60 10 years
(smiley smiley )
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MissPorker 10 years
All non-essential items get left behind lol. But if I drop my keys, I usually stare at them for a couple seconds, waiting for my telekinetic powers to kick in, before I suck it up and bend over to retrieve them.
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MissPorker 10 years
That's what I want to know!
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MissPorker 10 years
Hmm...what to eat?
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MissPorker 10 years
Pizza is always good but i went with burgers and fries and wings and cake... Geez! I'm eating a lot these days.
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MissPorker 10 years
Aw man, I've outgrown my scale...again...
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