Women getting stuck
I've been a fan of stuckage for as long as I can remember. It used to be that I enjoyed others getting stuck, but once I started putting on weight, it inevitably turned me into the stuckee π
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I was at the cinema for a very long viewing, and I didn't think too much of the seating as I could sit down okay... even though it definitely squeezed my sides as I sat down. I didn't consider myself to be stuck, since I could slide out forwards (with some effort), but every time I tried to shift/adjust in my seat, it was a very different experience. I had absolutely no wriggle-room, and attempting to lift myself even slightly to adjust my position just illustrated how I was absolutely fused to the spot. There was absolutely no way I could budge, but forwards π
I do wonder what the people behind me must've thought each time I seemingly tried to lift out of my seat, but moving absolutely nowhere π
Ever since I started gaining weight, most of it has gone to my belly, and it's easy to miss when other parts start to gain - my clothes are usually stretchy and oversized for comfort. I'm quite sure my ass must've gotten fatter lately, though, because when I sit down I'm taller than I'm used to. I tower over a few friends of similar heights when we're sat on the same sort of seat, and I know my head is closer to the ceiling in cars now π
Got a new position at work, new title, new desk, new chair... The way I have to wriggle myself between these armrests is getting ridiculous. I should probably see about having them removed... before I end up utterly wedged between them π I'd rather not have my ass stuck in it while said armrests are removed π
When I walked down a shopping street today, there was a kid walking just in front of me who kept turning around ogling at me, until they finally exclaimed "Big belly!" ("Stor mage!" in Swedish).
First of all: rude. Second: true π€·ββοΈ
First of all: rude. Second: true π€·ββοΈ
I visited a cafΓ© with my friend, and I was planning on having a big lunch later so decided to only have a drink, while my friend ordered a full English breakfast. When she went to order for us, the old lady at the till asked if I wasn't having anything to eat, and my friend just jokingly said to bring an extra set of cutlery so I could eat whatever she doesn't finish. The sweet old lady ended up bringing me almost an entirely loaded second plate for no extra charge π Either her grandmotherly urge to keep everyone well fed is just that strong, or she's secretly a feeder π
I'm having a lot more trouble with stairs than usual - here in the UK, they're often a whole lot steeper than I'm used to back home π
I really have to struggle heaving myself up, and my belly gets in the way, pressing against my thighs and making each step a big work-out π I avoid them as much as I can, but can't always stay on one floor. It makes me feel really massive π³
Just flew recently for the first time in a long while - I still fit in Ryanair's plane seat, though I had trouble making my way into the window seat - I ended up unlatching the table trays as I went π Still very much needed a seat belt extender. I'm thankful it was a short flight, because there is no way I could've fit through the door of their tiny lavatory π³
I couldn't decide between nuggets and noodles, so I'm just gonna have two dinners π€·ββοΈ