I visited a café with my friend, and I was planning on having a big lunch later so decided to only have a drink, while my friend ordered a full English breakfast. When she went to order for us, the old lady at the till asked if I wasn't having anything to eat, and my friend just jokingly said to bring an extra set of cutlery so I could eat whatever she doesn't finish. The sweet old lady ended up bringing me almost an entirely loaded second plate for no extra charge 😂 Either her grandmotherly urge to keep everyone well fed is just that strong, or she's secretly a feeder 👀

I'm having a lot more trouble with stairs than usual - here in the UK, they're often a whole lot steeper than I'm used to back home 😅 I really have to struggle heaving myself up, and my belly gets in the way, pressing against my thighs and making each step a big work-out 🙈 I avoid them as much as I can, but can't always stay on one floor. It makes me feel really massive 😳

Just flew recently for the first time in a long while - I still fit in Ryanair's plane seat, though I had trouble making my way into the window seat - I ended up unlatching the table trays as I went 😂 Still very much needed a seat belt extender. I'm thankful it was a short flight, because there is no way I could've fit through the door of their tiny lavatory 😳

I couldn't decide between nuggets and noodles, so I'm just gonna have two dinners 🤷‍♀️

"That buffet was amazing! We should definitely come here again soon. Let's go to that milkshake bar for dessert."

"I can't."

"Sure you can - I've seen you eat more than that, and we still have time."

"I mean I can't physically go - I've been stuck in this booth since you went to refill my plate the second time."

"Oh... Well, we'll just have to stay here and check out their dessert options then."

Just ordered takeaway, even though I shouldn't really splurge on such luxuries 😅 It's been a long week, and I can't be bothered cooking... I have no idea how I'm gonna muster the energy to roll out of bed, put on a muumuu, or whatever item of clothing us closest, to answer the door when the food arrives - I need an assistant 😂

My parents got a new car recently, and the seatbelt in the front seat is a lot shorter than the ones in the back, and compared to their old car 😅 Sure, I've gotten fatter, but it's a noticeable difference. Literally can't buckle it when I'm stuffed 🫣