Murphy


Wethersfield, Connecticut, United States  
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Murphy 14 years
Mini is jealous because I have the hairy gene. I'm jealous because he has good sunglasses. It evens out.
Murphy 14 years
Personally, I vote that FFers should get together and clear out a buffet one of these days.
Murphy 14 years
</creepy> and I hope that was as funny as I intended it to be. smiley
Murphy 14 years
Dear Msprettypanties: please to be sitting on my face. Thank you.
Murphy 14 years
Come on in and play- or come and cheer people on! Sure to be a fun time.
Murphy 14 years
Special trivia tonight at 530pmEST/1030pmGMT. Because the Academy Awards are this Sunday, I've assembled a massive movie trivia game.
Murphy 14 years
I'd rather not, actually, but feel free to go ahead on that one without me.
Murphy 14 years
Also, don't be entirely passive- if you see someone interesting, send them a PM. Don't go crazy with it, though.
Murphy 14 years
If you want people to notice you, it's helpful to post more than just in the shoutbox, and to have a bit more info in your ad.
Murphy 14 years
Dan, stop being so bitter. lovesweetguy, you've got only a few posts, all more or less the same thing, and a personal ad that's the same as well.
Murphy 14 years
Awesome. You'll know the house, it's the one that has all my stuff hastily tossed outside in an attempt to clean my room.
Murphy 14 years
OPEN YOURSELF TO ME. And by yourself I mean your legs, because apparently I was too NSFW before. smiley
Murphy 14 years
I'd dump you for not having sex with me. In other words, we're broken up now.
Murphy 14 years
Well, I suppose it's time to go and shave my beard off for the coming season of work.
Murphy 14 years
Not the end of the world, just another round of internet drama.
Murphy 14 years
You might still have the ban in chat because of the account you made to get around your first ban.
Murphy 14 years
mammacow, please don't even joke about that. Those of us who've been on the front lines of a zombie outbreak don't find it too funny.
Murphy 14 years
We're still here, LJ, we just sometimes get drowned out by the jerks.
Murphy 14 years
In other news, my day has been boring and unproductive. As usual.
Murphy 14 years
'lo is a short form of "hello" that I use. smiley