Mini is jealous because I have the hairy gene. I'm jealous because he has good sunglasses. It evens out.

Personally, I vote that FFers should get together and clear out a buffet one of these days.

</creepy> and I hope that was as funny as I intended it to be.

Dear Msprettypanties: please to be sitting on my face. Thank you.

Come on in and play- or come and cheer people on! Sure to be a fun time.

Special trivia tonight at 530pmEST/1030pmGMT. Because the Academy Awards are this Sunday, I've assembled a massive movie trivia game.

I'd rather not, actually, but feel free to go ahead on that one without me.

Also, don't be entirely passive- if you see someone interesting, send them a PM. Don't go crazy with it, though.

If you want people to notice you, it's helpful to post more than just in the shoutbox, and to have a bit more info in your ad.

Dan, stop being so bitter. lovesweetguy, you've got only a few posts, all more or less the same thing, and a personal ad that's the same as well.

Awesome. You'll know the house, it's the one that has all my stuff hastily tossed outside in an attempt to clean my room.

OPEN YOURSELF TO ME. And by yourself I mean your legs, because apparently I was too NSFW before.

I'd dump you for not having sex with me. In other words, we're broken up now.

Well, I suppose it's time to go and shave my beard off for the coming season of work.

Not the end of the world, just another round of internet drama.

You might still have the ban in chat because of the account you made to get around your first ban.

mammacow, please don't even joke about that. Those of us who've been on the front lines of a zombie outbreak don't find it too funny.

We're still here, LJ, we just sometimes get drowned out by the jerks.

In other news, my day has been boring and unproductive. As usual.

'lo is a short form of "hello" that I use.