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fat teacher
What in the name of autism is this? She didnt groom anything as I said I *DIDNT* do anything with her. I wanted to make a tongue in cheek comment one time but didnt actually say it. We kept in ...

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fat teacher
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Hence why I waited till AFTER I graduated to contemplate making a move.

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fat teacher
My senior year advanced chemistry teacher was a 300 pound bbw just out of college. I had a fun year in her class that's for sure.

One time she and I were going over an assignment together and sh...

Valentines Day reservations are ridiculous. We're better off getting Ubereats at this rate.

God is Superbowl champion again

*sees profile pic*

Damn shes cute

*clicks on activity"

"What kind of content d...."

AWWWW DAMMIT ALL TO HELL

Her "What is your preference?"

Me "Says it"

Her "you racist"

*blocks me*

Hey you asked, sorry not sorry it aint you.

With everyone asking for money these days it was refreshing to hear from LoveMyBelly and to see her face again. Needed that

Why do I have a feeling most of these rather blank profiles with "Heres a link to my OnlyFans" are actually Crab People trying to take over the Earth one dollar at a time?

Zeus "RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!"

Me: Ok, ok, I'm up.

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domestic violence or potential domestic violence
I dont care what gender you are, "please stop hitting me" should not be ignored or brushed aside. Imagine if you hit her just as hard and said "just playing, right?"

Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me.

I got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel :-)

You know what I'd actually pay money to see. If one of these "sex workers" did a parody of Ed Bighead, looked at the camera and said "Quit lookin at my butt!"

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favourite video games?
Great taste :-)

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favourite video games?
Love your screen name. You're pretty goooood.

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girlfriends first stuffing.
Hmmmm Fat or Fiction.....

*reads inbox message*

"She has everything the mods don’t. Looks, body, fans, everything. But good luck to you pining over a bunch of admin losers.guess who’s back 😂 go tell just Jess 😂"

Candy Godiva hit me on a text, last night I left hickeys on her neck. Wait, tried to diss me I'm perplexed. Got out of jail but ya still lookin pale, got no brains please refrain from stinking up my essence with your presence. Dime a dozen beggar sayin she got body but just a ham and eggar lookin shoddy with less fans than a homeless man sleepin on a bed pan. Trying to hit a goal like Phil Kessel too bad you aint so special. Sorry nobody gives two squirts of piss, gotta wake up Boxing Day to this? Enjoy being on bail until you get banned for pitching a fit so until then keep my name out of it. Oh, you know im just playin Kessel you know i love ya.

RIP Jon "Brodie Lee/Luke Harper" Huber....this sucks