Dat insomniac life yo.

Can't even suck in your butt. oh well that's the price of overindulgence.

I always read something funny in the shoutbox while taking a sip of a drink. I should learn not to do that.DANMITPYRE

pull over dat ass too fat? ;o

that moment when you taste amazing pizza... I still hear the choir..

*aol mails bella the spell* YOU GOT SPELL!

BY THE POOOOOWAH OF JEEBUS I COMPELL THEE! *flings holy water at ghouls mouth and all her cavities fly out*

Yo need the proper bullet's to shoot the breeze of course.

anyone looking for someone to shoot the breeze with.. =x?

Yeah man, sometimes times are tough and the chickens don't produce.. Aliens and velociraptors? Those are a yolk mine.

Sure you do! I mean car key's are important and people forget em all the time... Surely you have - You know what even I can't bullshit my way out of this. =p

To be fair they might have forgotten. I mean the guy might have just gone to the grocery store and picked up an assortment of strange eggs by accident and then they got lost in his beard..

blegh -Sword* there* and saying pretty twice. I shoulda just started from scratch..

@Pretty: That sounds like a double edge pretty.. I mean they could have a velociraptor in their. Or one of those eggs from alien.. except it would be a beard burster..

Well it could be worse, they could just put a giant black bar over your message and avatar.. Or blur it out..

I don't like beards on my face... They itch like crazy... And yet I'm too lazy to shave. =p

Couldn't you just do takeout or something? o-o

That would be an experiance far from boring. =p

Careful a tornado might come through there Ms.Dorothy and you'll have to deal with apes with batwings...

anyone looking for someone to shoot the breeze with.. =x