Oreo ice cream sandwiches

"Urrrrrp. My stomach."

"Ooooo I know it's so hot."

"I'm going to regret this tomorrow."

"Well that's future Connor's problem. Right n...

Roommate:

Having the drawstring pulled tight made me very aware of the extra jiggle on my body. I mean I felt fat after eating at her house but now I felt like a pig. A big greedy pig. That fast...

Roommate:

Having the drawstring pulled tight made me very aware of the extra jiggle on my body. I mean I felt fat after eating at her house but now I felt like a pig. A big greedy pig. That fast...

Roommate:

Having the drawstring pulled tight made me very aware of the extra jiggle on my body. I mean I felt fat after eating at her house but now I felt like a pig. A big greedy pig. That fast...

Roommate:

Having the drawstring pulled tight made me very aware of the extra jiggle on my body. I mean I felt fat after eating at her house but now I felt like a pig. A big greedy pig. That fast...

"Ugh seriously I outgrew my jeans in one day."

This encourager was trouble. I read the message.

That's amazing. I bet you are still trying to wear them.

I typed back.

I m...

Jackie:

"So I hear my piggy has been stealing food."

He had me tied up in this workout outfit.

"Mmmrrrp. No I wasn't."

"Piggy was supposed to be working on...

Jackie:

"So I hear my piggy has been stealing food."

He had me tied up in this workout outfit.

"Mmmrrrp. No I wasn't."

"Piggy was supposed to be working on...

Jackie:

"So I hear my piggy has been stealing food."

He had me tied up in this workout outfit.

"Mmmrrrp. No I wasn't."

"Piggy was supposed to be working on...

Jackie:

"So I hear my piggy has been stealing food."

He had me tied up in this workout outfit.

"Mmmrrrp. No I wasn't."

"Piggy was supposed to be working on...

"So this is my place."

"You live by all the fast food places?"

"Of course. That way I get to watch all the fatties enjoy their food."

"Oh."

Why w...

"So this is my place."

"You live by all the fast food places?"

"Of course. That way I get to watch all the fatties enjoy their food."

"Oh."

Why w...

Roommate:

Having the drawstring pulled tight made me very aware of the extra jiggle on my body. I mean I felt fat after eating at her house but now I felt like a pig. A big greedy pig. That fast...

Roommate:

Having the drawstring pulled tight made me very aware of the extra jiggle on my body. I mean I felt fat after eating at her house but now I felt like a pig. A big greedy pig. That fast...

Roommate:

Having the drawstring pulled tight made me very aware of the extra jiggle on my body. I mean I felt fat after eating at her house but now I felt like a pig. A big greedy pig. That fast...

"I lost weight."

"Really cause your jeans disagree. Look how tight they are."

I couldn't even get a finger in his waistband. He was so doughy. He looked like he had b...

"I lost weight."

"Really cause your jeans disagree. Look how tight they are."

I couldn't even get a finger in his waistband. He was so doughy. He looked like he had b...

"I lost weight."

"Really cause your jeans disagree. Look how tight they are."

I couldn't even get a finger in his waistband. He was so doughy. He looked like he had b...