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Murphy
14 years
Zombies don't want to talk. They won't sit. It's been tried. You can't reason with something that has no brain beyond motor control.
Murphy
14 years
I'mnot looking to gain or anything- I'm perfectly happy at the weight I'm at- I just find it a bit curious. 
Murphy
14 years
Just had a nice sammich for lunch. gonna have some ice cream in a few minutes. How am I so damn skinny again?
Murphy
14 years
I've been home and on the internet so long, I think that I've become bored of it.
Murphy
14 years
Heck, I'd take that. Have a lot of shovelling to do later today. =/
Murphy
14 years
Although that's not a bad idea, if I did that I couldn't ask people if they were willing to help me warm up. There are ulterior (but not nefarious) motives to my griping.
Murphy
14 years
I'm cold. It's friggin' freezing here. (Prolly doesn't help that I just ate ice cream, either.)
Murphy
14 years
...yeah, that's just stupid of him.
Murphy
14 years
Cripes, Amy, who the heck could be nasty to you based on what's been in your ad?
Murphy
14 years
So my dull day has been upgraded to "get the dead critter out of the heating vents". I want to go back to being bored.
Murphy
14 years
Looks like it's going to be another dull day for me. I almost can't wait to go back to work next month.
Murphy
14 years
omg! belliesrcute1 is here on FF! My night has been made. (Again)
Murphy
14 years
WTB cuddles.
Murphy
14 years
Score, new chapter! Awesome thing to see as soon as I log in.
Murphy
14 years
Thank you, Fantasy Feeder, for helping me get through this snowbound isolation today. See you in the morning for more of the same, probably.
Murphy
14 years
My pent-up energy will likely end up being used for furious masturbation. Which is a mostly harmless, if rather useless, method.
Murphy
14 years
Snooooowed in. Still. Not that I really have anywhere to go, but... still.
Murphy
14 years
Hell yes dinnertime. Just some ravioli, but I'm hungry as hell right now. Catch y'all after I eat.
Murphy
14 years
omg, that's terrible! I'm so sorry to hear that!
Murphy
14 years
Okay, that was horrible and I apologize for it. I blame being stuck in the house all day.
