Fell asleep 15 minutes into Lawrence of Arabia at 730 PM and woke up at 3 AM.

Did I get drugged?

A coworker who has a striking resemblance to a girl from FF that I used to date was talking to someone else about how she needs to lose weight. If only she knew our world lol

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yo, can you stop making 90% of the stories premium content?
You found the classic "broke bitch" haha

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are there any tomboy/butch female gainers out there?
Wish I met you years ago. I have a few friends that are bodybuilders

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i am thinking about leaving this
Feabie is even worse.

On FF you're most likely to chat with a man or a man pretending to be a woman.

On Feabie you get both of that along with if you simply exist as a cis-male, you're a raci...

The Half Blood Prince (of Bel Air) is on. I took Lovemybelly to see that when it first came out. She was so comfy and cuddly that I fell asleep on her shoulder. Good times

Left: BLACK LIVES MATTER!
Right: ALL LIVES MATTER!
*James Hetfield steps in*
James: AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERSSS
Left: ....NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY DOO
Right: NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY KNOWW
All: BUT I KNOWWWWW
James: YEAHHHH
*Left and Right join together arm in arm with lighters in the air for the guitar solo*

Tonight on Fupa & Warlock's Fatterpiece Theater: Roman Holiday starring Gregory Peck

Blerghhhh.....just finished a family sized portion of chicken tenders and mashed potatoes from KFC. Going to go fall down and barf now

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rip dimensions tt___tt
Works just fine for me

On vacation starting tomorrow afternoon. Wish I could meet some friends in NJ ;-)

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stories
Im a narcissist so I always run around and scream when I post a new one lol

Driving along the road by a beach I live near. Sucks there's friends Id love to hang out with here but can never.

Went from 255 to 221st place on the Authors list in 24 hours.

Moooovin on up

As promised, I published the first 10 chapters of my new story. Its more traditional gain and romance, nothing taboo this time. Check it out