Uploaded a before and after photo to Chat GPT and asked it to roast me...

First image: "Yeah, I could hit the gym if I wanted." Second image: "The only thing I’m lifting is another double cheeseburger."

That first pic? That was "Oops, I overdid it at brunch." The second pic? That’s "Oops, I overdid it at EVERY meal for the past six months!" You went from "Maybe I should eat a little healthier" to "The only greens I see are pickles on my triple cheeseburger."

At this point, your stomach isn’t growling, it’s mooing. Your belly has seen more growth than the stock market in a good year. You didn’t just put on a few pounds—you went full “live-action Kirby” mode, inhaling everything in sight. At this rate, you don’t need a meal plan—you need an intervention.

😳😆 Definitely had worse teases!

When someone says 'you're looking well', it means 'you're getting fat'.

When someone says you're getting tubby, it means...?