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looking for a stuttering woman
Now I've seen everything

A co-worker died this morning. Im shell-shocked right now.

He was younger than me to boot

:-(

Woke up amd my back said "uh uh"

Today at work is going to suck

I got called a racist at the supermarket for wearing my Death Row Records tshirt.

I just said "oh well, sucks to be you" and got called more obscenities as I left.

The loudmouth was a white woman btw

1st shift 2 hour total from 6-8 AM - 19 boxes

Ive done 23 in my first hour.....gonna be a long day

If I ever wrestled in Finland my name would be Hullu Valkoinen Poika...or HVP

Tfw you rub her belly & kiss her then she says in a Russian accent "im getting so fat"....and then you wake up.

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meeting an immobile person
Big Cutie Echo

:-(

Shelving my current story. Im just not in the mood for "everything is awesome" right now.

Going to work on something far more vile with an ending that'll make you sick. Stay tuned

The buds turned to leaves on the trees but everyones inside.
The deadly disease got us all swallowing our pride.
Wear the masks they said or youll end up dead. There go all my summer plans, its a bummer that I cant stroll on a beach's sand. May as well drink bleach and drop dead where I stand. The gyms are closed, the bars are shut down. What do you suppose we do, paint our faces like clowns?
People unemployed and scured stormin the steps just to be heard. People want to end police violence and for people of color to be bold while the virus attacks the obese and the old, turning all our souls cold.
What do we do to unite and stop the fights? What do we do when peaceful days turn to riots at night? What do you suggest we do? The future is up to you.

My city is on fire. I can see the smoke from my back porch. Any one of these Vanilla Isis antifa clowns want to attack my property, friends, roomate, pets or family is gonna get it right between the eyes.

If you dont see me for a while, you'll know why.

Going to a drive-in with an SSBBW is fun. Highly recommended

Well today can just f*ck right off.

Bob Kulick died, Boston Comic Con got cancelled an an old co-worker just got diagnosed with a brain tumor. If anyone needs me I'll be pounding the heavy bag while listening to Spice 1

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for those who have a fat wife/husband, what is it like?
*puts on sunglasses*

Absolutely perfect

:-)

In a hurry to be fed....*looks at her*...beady eyes and big blue head.

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alternative people
I always find it funny when dudes ask around looking for a specific type when sinple profile reads tell you all you need to know.

Tonight on Fupa & Warlock's Fatterpiece Theater:

THE BEYOND