I'm...an...American Bad Azz
Watch me kick, you can roll with Rock
Or you can suck my d*ck
I'm a porno flick, I'm like Amazing Grace

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turn-ons?
Gothic girls.

Too bad they're not attracted to the 50's greaser look

Tonight on Fupa & Warlock's Fatter-piece Theater....

FUNNY FACE starring Audrey Hepburn.

Its got a lot of bozazz

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corona gaining for mom
What lovely fictionn. Great story

Better name for a punk band:

Toxic Masculinity

Rufus & The Turks

or

Freddie Blassie & Friday

RIP Howard Finkel

Me at the 2015 Pawtucket Red Sox home opener:

"So I'm sitting behind two girls who have been taking selfies nonstop for 20 minutes. The past 5 I've been holding up my middle finger. Their instagram followers are gonna be in for a surprise."

Catching flies
In his mouth
Tasting freedom
While he dares
Then crawling back
Back to the top
Top of the stairs
Of the stairs
He won't see the sun again for years to come
He's broken out in love

Me and my roomate just watched Dumplin' on Netflix.....

Loved it, loved it, LOVED IT!!! This was 10 times better than Queen Sized. The characters were great, the story was easy to follow and it had none of the klutzy fat girl cliches that plague so many other movies. Dumplin was portrayed as a human being and her weight did play a role, but it wasnt totally detrimental, especially with Maddie Baillio's equally awesome performance as Millie. Both "fat girls" were dressed normally and weren't portrayed as slobs.

They also went with the realistic ending of having the legit hottest girl win the thing so its not one of those cliche Disney stories. The ageless Jennifer Aniston was amazing and some of the serious dialogue made you FEEL, not just think. Best part of the movie is the bully taking a sucker punch to the gonads in my less than humble opinion.

Its definitely a chick flick but I definitely recommend it. Bravo!

*plays Taps again*

So long Fat-Bunya. Wish we got to be better friends.

*salutes*

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is it normal not to get turned on by porn?
I got a girl on the left of me and a girl on the right, I KNOW DAMN WELLLLLL I SLEPT WITH BOTH LAST NIGHT!

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thicc thighs?
Immobile I would think

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feeder wife gets buyers remorse.
Ever done it before? If not, how can you say that?

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can i get an "amen"?
How do you pump thousands of dollars into someone and NOT know you're being scammed?

I know you're looking for sympathy but you definitely deserve the "you're an idiot" comments too.

If s...

The only two things I've watched the past two days are old WWF shows and Law & Order SVU. The only link between the two is Hulk Hogan choked out Richard Belzer once.

Still not watching that Tiger nonsense. Nope, not gonna do it, nope. No way

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thicc thighs?
Guess most of my companions have been level 4.

No complaints:-)

Farmer's market cucumbers, apple cider, mashed potatoes and chicken....most exciting lunch ever amirite?

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looking for vid
You pay for it on Stuffer31.com

What was better....

Casey Jones and Donatello having a philosophical discussion about Gilligan's Island

Or

The Reservoir Dogs having a hotly contested debate on the meaning of Like a Virgin

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my girlfriend keeps getting fatter
What a nice role play. Good job