It's not that your parents are going to fix you up with a nice fat girl if you tell them. They will get the message when they see the girl you pull.
Yeah, actually say you are 16 or 18 not 24 that's pushing it a bit. You were actually born around the time I started my site.
Hello Jami, I am slightly chunky man from 3000 miles away who is into Dolly Parton and AC~DC.
Thats an interesting mystery. Pressure from the health service tells us that fat should be hated is one reason.
Hello Persian, I would offend you. It would be fun but you would end up hating me. It's been nice.
Fattkitten, I am concerned that you have lost control of your weight. You have bloated up to massive proportions.