Am I the only one who pretend they're ordering food for several people when it's all for you? Asked for last night's fish and chips to be wrapped in two separate portions before coming home and eating the lot. Loved feeling stuffed so much I touched myself before even washing my greasy piggy fingers.
Realised this week I've got to point I can't comfortable close my legs anymore due to the hang. Only 10lbs to go before hitting 300, never thought I'd get this fat.
Just been told that it turns out a sofa is broken after I was at a friend's yesterday. Nobody noticed the creak and breaking wood at the time, quietly enjoying the thought that they may have been discussing whether it was my weighty arse that did the damage.