Near misses in the dating world are frustrating. The talk goes great, then derails.

rant
-'Send money so I can fly/bulldoze/levitate/teleport to you'. Ya, sure. A couple billion be enough?
-'I love older men'. Until they see my age. I am a fat loving grandpa who will stuff you, tie you down eat your chum bucket and your cookie.
-'You want NSA/FWB?'. Nope. I think roping you to the bed counts as a 'string' and cunnilingus counts as a 'benefit' of meeting you.
/rant

Be real or be gone.

Sigh. Those aren't exactly my replies, but still.
Why not this: Text chat, then video call, then meet for spark testing, then ongoing dating. Where did the old plan go wrong?

Oh, yeah. COVID.

And TikTok.

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realization
I was in my mid 50's, working at a grocery store. A young auburn haired sweety on the registers and I became friends. About 2 years after I left that job, I stopped in to get a snack and she was th...

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what was the first wakening to your fetish?
I'm not a gainer, but fell head over heels when I discovered a former coworker had deliberately gained 200 lbs or so. I was stunned in a good way, I let her know it, and she responded positively. T...

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fattened to immobility
I would imagine that an immobile person would need a way to do pooping.