Look at you, girl. You're a fat, disgusting slob. You keep gaining weight and you'll be an enormous fat pig indeed, SMBF.....out of control and gaining like a pig.
...Shoves vats of butter into a tube with the other end into Hazykitty's mouth.....glug glug glug
That will change. You keep eating and expand your capacity and you'll see that things will change.
thing is, at least for me, this feeding thing is paramount in a relationship - especially a marriage