Any feeders out there? I really need a funnel feeding and some belly rubs 🤤

Pot belly is coming in nicely. I can rest my hand on it now 🤤

I actually managed to get my fat gut out of bed and put on some shorts. That's enough physical activity for today. Can someone funnel feed me until my belly pins me to my couch?

You know you overdid it when your stuck in bed and your swollen pot belly won't stop moaning. Can someone rub my belly?

Eight breakfast tacos, a massive bowl of watermelon and a large coffee in this belly. I can barely stand up. Feeling like I might pop! 🥵