Might be too fat for my laptop lol, my gut gets in the way

Lost the remote while watching tv and gorging on some chocolate chips. Where could it be?

My double chin is meaty, grown from a diet of McDonald’s and 0 exercise. (Ignore the saliva caught in the fat fold, I just had lunch😉)

Fat sloshing and bouncing and wobbling and jiggling around is one of the hottest parts of being obese, and it somehow looks more alluring slowed down, to really see the waves of impact on a titanic gut

I’ve definitely put on a couple (hundred pounds). Watch as I find out just how spacious I’ve become, exploring the new functions of my lard soaked body.

I could have sworn this shirt fit perfectly…