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Murphy
10 years
...when, while adjusting my shitty parking job, the tie rod snapped clean off. My car's now more pigeon-toed than I am.
Murphy
10 years
Yesterday was a horrible day that could easily have gone worse. Taking my car to the garage to fix a steering problem, the reason for that problem became apparent...
Murphy
10 years
...and who feels that women are only present on this site to get into a long-term relationship with him.
Murphy
10 years
I can't imagine why women wouldn't want to talk to a man who has no posts or photos of himself on here aside from his avatar...
Murphy
10 years
Basically you can show your bits and the picture will self-destruct.
Murphy
10 years
Snapchat is an app for your phone that allows you to send pictures to people that will be deleted ~10 seconds after being opened.
Murphy
10 years
"I'm proud of myself for getting to have sex with you" is the best compliment I've received in a long time.
Murphy
10 years
You're going to find out a hell of a lot more having an open discussion with him about this than you are asking people on the internet who only know bits and pieces of the whole story.
Murphy
10 years
Why not ask him about these things?
Murphy
10 years
What sort of advice are you looking for?
Murphy
10 years
"Jamie be Jamie" is also a completely acceptable phrasing though.
Murphy
10 years
...instead of selfishly wanting him to change his body for YOU. What he wants for his own body is far more important than what you want for his body.
Murphy
10 years
Advice: If he wants to lose weight YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO FORCE OR COERCE HIM OTHERWISE. He loves how he feels after losing 25 pounds- be happy that he's happy...
Murphy
10 years
Anytime a guy says "yeah, my wife is totally cool with me hitting on other women", it usually means she has no idea that it's going on.
Murphy
10 years
Aaron, is your wife okay with you chatting up other women?
Murphy
10 years
@clive Yes, I am in fact a serial killer who makes clothing out of his victims. This is not in any way a joke about creeps nor a reference to a major film.
Murphy
10 years
27 y/o male, total creep, hmu if you're interested in being carved up and turned into a suit
Murphy
10 years
"You're so uptight, you won't let me insult people when I don't care what they have to say"
Murphy
10 years
Shout out to the fact that this is a website that has rules of conduct, which you violated.
Murphy
10 years
I know, it sucks when you're a dick and those posts get deleted?
