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Murphy
9 years
I need a mulligan for today. Just roll back twelve hours. Maybe I'll get something done the second time around.
Murphy
9 years
Yes, this site kind of sucks for fat men who want comments and support. It's a lot to do with the gender ratio here.
Murphy
9 years
What a surprise, on a site where the majority of members are straight male feeders, fat men don't get a lot of attention.
Murphy
9 years
She changed it to Eve, but recently left the site.
Murphy
9 years
I have so many things that I have to do today and I want to do none of them.
Murphy
9 years
Oh man I wish I could forward PMs, I just got one that I'd love to show a mod and just describing it... doesn't do it justice.
Murphy
9 years
Yes, I'm jealous of your tumblr, which has four posts on it. Makes sense.
Murphy
9 years
Kraken: I think you need to stop spamming your tumblr.
Murphy
9 years
"I don't want to add to this party, I'm just going to pop in and stir shit up"
Murphy
9 years
There's still the possibility that you're a ghost in the machine- a random bit of code that became self-aware. PROVE THAT WRONG NOW.
Murphy
9 years
Then again, maybe they don't have to prove themselves, because who would want to put that much effort into a fake profile just to be an ***?
Murphy
9 years
It's kind of funny how the guys who are calling some of the women fake on here have limited info- less than the people they're accusing of fakery.
Murphy
9 years
Makin' french toast for dinner tonight if anyone's interested in having some.
Murphy
9 years
She's not a fake, she's a witch. BUUUUEEEEERRRRRNNNN HER.
Murphy
9 years
"After we spoke I could not log into my email" that doesn't sound like hacking, that sounds like magic.
Murphy
9 years
Softly: Just means it's time for dessert, right?
Murphy
9 years
Can you put up some of your face?
Murphy
9 years
IT'S SO HUMID OUT EVERYTHING IS STICKY
uuuuugggghhhh
uuuuugggghhhh
Murphy
9 years
"good" morning? Pah.
Murphy
9 years
...which edge of 18?
