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I'm a mother, daughter, sister, aunt, death feedee, hedonist, overeater, drinker, smoker, foodie, with an unhealthy obsession with my own body fat. I'm not looking for a commitment, and I don't wish to be obligated to anyone.
I’m an egomaniac, a complete compliment whore, and a self deprecating comedian. I’ve come to accept these facts about myself. Note how I’ve matured so well. Like Cruella
In 2023 I suffered an injury to my spinal column. After surgery and years of physical therapy I manage the chronic pain through daily exercises to support the muscles around my spinal column. Yes, my spine randomly cracks like one does to their knuckles even if I'm sitting still. My bendability and lifting capabilities are limited. Honestly, I'm kinda tired of explaining it fifteen times a day so there ya' go.
I am a wyfwolf.
Tom Servo is my spirit animal.
House Hufflepuff.
My patronus is a mufferfuffin SHARK!
My other ride is a TARDIS.
You shoulda brought a bigger boat.
| Gender: | female |
| Age: | 40yrs |
| Weight: | 260lbs |
| Height: | 5’ 10" (178 cms) |
| Sexual orientation: | lesbian |
| Fetish: | feedee |
| Online | 4 mins |
| Visits website: | hourly |
| Joined | 7 years |
Interests
| Food: | Home cooked, fresh ingredients, everything from 711 to 5 stars |
| Movies: | Dark comedy, comedy, thriller, comedic thriller, anything so bad it’s good, |
| Music: | Pretty much everything!!! Aero to Zevon, King George to Chris LaDeoux, Stones to the Temple Pilots, Snider to Brony Polka, Ella to Thelonius, Murphys to Rumjacks, Cohen to the pogues, etc etc etc |
| TV shows: | See movie description: likes are the same. |
| Cars: | 85 Honda Nighthawk, 02 Ford F-250, 76 Chevy Malibu Laguna, 04 Honda Element, 56 Chevy Apache, 76 LandRover Defender, '11-13 Subaru Outback |
| Books: | The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven, Tangerine, Starship Troopers, Watership Down, There There, Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest, Testimony of an Irish Slave Girl, All the Fishes Come Home to Roost |
| Fashions: | Jammies, jeans and tee, yoga pants and cami, tee and panties, honestly I Donald Duck it a lot ... |
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