chapter 5

The first lesson Tiffany learned as a fat woman was the enormity of the effort it took just to BE fat. And, fact of the matter, she wasn't just your plain, everyday, ordinary fat. She had more than tripled her weight overnight. THAT would take SOME getting used to. Just moving from the bathroom to her bedroom made Tiffany sweat buckets. Her next challenge was to put on the dress the proprietor had so "kindly" lent her.

Naturally enough, Tiffany had been dressing herself for quite some time and in all those years she never had to THINK about HOW she was going to do it. Oh, she would spend hours thinking about WHAT she was going to wear, but it never occurred to her that one day she would have to contemplate just HOW to put on an ordinary black dress. Getting it on over her head went smoothly enough and sliding it down her now pendulous breasts took a bit of effort that she clearly wasn't used to. But getting that tight black dress over her now immense hips and ass took more than a bit of creative thinking and one hell of a lot of effort. But, in the end, she made herself socially presentable, got the keys to her car and somehow managed to squeeze her gargantuan body out the front door.

The next lesson she learned in being a fat woman was that her Mazda Miata sports car was definitely NOT designed for a woman of her immense girth. At first, she couldn't even slide her massive bulk into the car. It was only after she slid the driver's seat all the way back that she found she could fit comfortable enough to drive. Then, of course, there was the seat belt. It took a good deal of stress and strain, but finally she was able to get the shoulder harness snugly hooked up. And she was off.

But not for long. Yes, to be sure, when she woke up that morning she didn't feel all that hungry, but all the exertion she used just to get herself dressed, in her car and on her way made her famished. She stopped at the drive-thru of a fast food restaurant, ordered the "Lumberjack Breakfast" and downed the four pancakes, four strips of bacon, scrambled egg and a large coffee with extra cream as though she hadn't eaten for a week and a half!

She had written down the address of the costume shop where she got the "fat suit", punched it into her GPS and was on her way. It didn't take long to get there, twenty minutes or so. But when she got there Tiffany was in for a surprise. Right on the front door the sign said: "This Office Is Closed. Refer Future Deliveries to P.O. Box 781810 Del Ray Beach, Florida. That's when Tiffany knew she might be in real trouble. But, at the same time, she was bound and determined to get some REAL answers to a whole LOT of questions. SOMEBODY was going to explain what happened to her and why. If they thought they would get away with this, well, they just didn't know Tiffany Edwards!!!!