chapter 1

It was completely undeniable. No doubt in my mind whatsoever. She had to know what she was doing.

Let's rewind a second and work out how I got into this mess.

We've been in lockdown for 12 weeks but finally we can travel freely again.

Naturally, friends and relatives have asked to come and stay with us. A house out by the lake with virtually nobody around us. A treat any time of the year. But, it happens to be at the height of summer.

Now, living pretty much in the wilderness has its perks. But, the one thing is doesn't have is food delivery.

Until lockdown.

In order to survive, literally every food delivery outlet has changed it's delivery area.

I'm talking Dominos, MacDonalds, KFC, Wendy's, Jack In The Box, Subway.

You name it. They now deliver to us. We'd gone from 0 deliveries to over 50 in just two weeks.

And safe to say, we've tried them all over the last 12 weeks of lockdown. Boy, have we tried them.

Me and my girlfriend are fat. We're a fat couple. We've always been fat.

We met fat.
We've got fatter gradually over the last 5 years of our relationship.

And we're happy with that.

But this new delivery sensation has changed things.

I have gone from 238 lbs to 262 lbs and from XL to 2XL.

She has gone from 260 lbs to 302 lbs and refuses to go up a size in anything. Perfect.

We've been indulging every single meal and at every opportunity in between meals.

When we haven't been adding fat to our frames, we've been exploring it.

There hasn't been a single time when she's walked past me and I haven't followed her and grabbed her bum or put my arms around her ever expanding middle.

Whenever I lean back in my office chair, she darts over to watch as my belly pops out then removes my tee shirt completely.

It's lucky it's summer because we haven't spent more than ten minutes full clothed it seems.

And just because lockdown is over, it doesn't mean our desire to gain is over. Far from it.

So, what's this got to do with her sister? Well, I'm glad you asked.