Paya's weighty plan- zelda weight gain

chapter 3

Paya's Diary


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I now understand why the apples are called Fatty Apples. Ever since I ate the pie with them in it, my weight has increased significantly.

Master Link also came today. Although he is only staying for a short time, I enjoyed the dinner we had last night. I do think I was a tad bit too greedy with the pie though. I wonder if he is mad.

I couldn't imagine Master Link being mad, or hating me though. After all, I did just eat an entire pie he was looking forward to.

I now will understand if he is a tad bit annoyed today.


Paya shut her diary as her stomach started rumbling. She sighed, even after a giant dinner, she was still hungry.

Link came back to Kakariko Village later that morning. He had been asked to take care of a small Lizalfos camp just outside of the village. He was very annoyed, because a Lizalfos decided to catch his favorite boomerang out of the air, and take it down with him into the river.

Link missed his boomerang.

He came into the village just in time to see Paya walk out of her house. Link had to do a double take as he saw her. It seemed impossible, but in the hours since he had seen her last, she had gotten bigger. Not quite as shocking as the first time he saw her, but still strange nevertheless.

Paya looked over the railing on the porch. She was going to go underneath the house to pick some Stamella Shrooms. The things grew like crazy underneath there, although she didn't know why.

Since there were so many of them, she could easily make tons of stamina recovery dishes. There was only one downside to cooking Stamella Shrooms.

When you cooked them, they were very fattening.

In Paya's eyes, there was no downside.

Paya attempted to easily climb down, like she had many times before. However, she was unable to do this, due to her current weight. Eventually, she was able to get down the ledge. When Paya got down there, she was already out of breath and tired. "I could sure use some Stamella Shrooms right now." She muttered to herself.

Now came the hard part. Paya could not simply crouch down and reach underneath. Her legs were far too thick and she herself was too heavy to achieve this. She came to the choice of getting on all fours, and crawling under.

Paya got to her knees, and put her arms on the ground. Instantly, a sharp pain raced through her stomach. She recoiled and checked to see what had caused the pain. It was her Shiekah waist belt that had stabbed her. She tried again, being very careful this time. However, the belt kept being pushed into her flabby stomach. Paya eventually gave up, taking off the belt, and placing it on the ledge. She tried it once more, no pain. She crawled under, hoping to find some mushrooms.

Link walked away from the Kakariko clothing store, Enchanted, wearing his new Shiekah Stealth armor set. He had spent a good deal of his rupees (all of them) to purchase the set. It also made him look a tad bit feminine, but he was no stranger to cross dressing.

As he walked across town, he spotted a glimpse of a shiny object. He looked around, and saw it was on the ledge of Impa's waterfall house. He thought maybe Paya or Impa had dropped something, so he went to check it out.

Link climbed the stairs, and went to the rail which corresponded to the shiny object he had seen. He looked down, and saw the same shiny object. He jumped down with relative ease as he crouched down and picked it up. Link examined the thing he had picked up. It was a Shiekah belt. He looked closer, it very clean, meaning someone must have dropped it recently.

Link turned around to face the support pillars of the house and instead...

Faced the enormous rear end of Paya.

Link guessed he could down 13 bottles of expired Chateau Romani, spend 1 hour in a Goron hot spring, and be tossed in the Gerudo Desert wearing the Snowquill set, and literally paint his face red-

And it would still not be redder then it was when Link turned around.

Link had never really gotten a good look at Paya's butt to measure the size of it for Link's Full Analysis of Hefty Paya, but he was going to have to make some changes. It was almost like he was looking into two moons. They looked squishy and soft. He resisted the urge to reach out as he remembered what he was doing.

Link, seeing no other choice, decided to jump into the water below to avoid Paya seeing him, and thinking he was a creep. Luckily, Link dived in silently, to avoid detection. His clothes however, were now soaking wet. He pulled himself out of the river, as he headed to the campfire in the middle of the village. He needed time to think, and to dry off his new clothes.

Paya crawled out from underneath the house, as she carried her sack of Stamella Shrooms. There was a lot of them, and she was able to collect most of them. She stood up, now free of the low ceiling, as she stretched. Paya then reached down to collect her belt, and hefted the bag over the railing. Herself on the other hand, was a different story. It took many minutes to finally heave herself onto the porch. She stood up, sweaty and tired. Paya decided to take a nap before cooking the Shrooms, as she carried her bag, and her feet inside.

Later

Paya carried her bag of Stamella Shrooms down the path to a cooking pot. She had gotten hungry during her nap, and ate another breakfast. Because that's a snack. She reached the cooking pot, as she set down her bag, and opened it.

No one knew why, but many special powers of various foods and materials, could only be brought out by a cooking pot. Paya bet even the goddess Hylia herself, didn't know. Somewhere deep in Hyrule Castle, Zelda sneezed. Paya began to start to cook her mushrooms in the pot. She also had other foods she would add into the dishes. Paya looked at her giant bag. This was gonna take a while.

Link glided down from a hightop cliff. He had just visited the Great Fairy Cortera, and upgraded his Stealth Gear to level 2. He looked up at the sky, just as a Star Fragement fell from the sky and landed in Kakariko Village. Link's eyes widened, he needed a Star Fragement to upgrade one his pieces of gear. He sailed quickly over to the village.

Paya sighed. She had run out of ingredients to use with the Stamella Shrooms, and was now cooking them by themselves. She reached into her bag and pulled out four, she reached in again to try and find another shroom but found nothing. She had used them all up. Paya added them to the pot as she waited for them to finish cooking. Just then, a Star Fragment fell from the sky, into her pot, and inserted itself into the meal.

Before she could do anything, the meal got done cooking as it finished. She quickly inspected the meal. Nothing was strange about it in anyway. Paya still wondered what the Star Fragment had done. She guessed only time would tell as she packed up all her meals, and headed back to her house, eating one on the way up.

Meanwhile, Link still was searching for the Star Fragment he had seen. He knew it was around here somewhere. He just had to find it.

Even Later

Paya sat on her bed. She was massaging her bloated belly.

Link had come
for dinner again. Paya decided to serve them an Energizing Meat and Shroom dish, courtesy of her Stamella Shrooms she had saved for dinner.

Paya, of course, ate till her belly was near bursting, unaware of Link occasionally looking over at Paya and her giant belly. She sure could store a lot of food in her belly. Link remembered then incident on the ledge.Probably even more in rear end.

Once Link and Impa had gone to bed and her belly was comfortable, Paya brought out the special dish in which the Star Fragment fell into. She decided that the time was now to try it, so she did.

After she had finished it, she noticed nothing had happened. She didn't grow a third arm or have 8 eyes, nothing. But the strangest thing was, she didn't restore her stamina at all.

Paya remembered she had a recipe book, where they went over effects of cooking ingredients. Her stomach made gurgling noise as she flipped to Star Fragment. She read that the Star Fragment, amplified one of the effects of a food.

Paya closed the book and set it aside. Her stomach was making weird noises now, as she thought. But if Star Fragments were supposed to amplify effects, why didn't she get any stamina. The only other effect was-

Paya's belly began to grow. She quickly noticed, and held back a scream. It bulged out more, as it began to slow down.

Her stomach then stopped growing. It had went through her clothes, pushing the jacket like features aside as it now hung out. Paya was still in shock. She eventually reached out, and began to rub her new belly. It was big, but it seemed like it would digest, and the weight would spread out evenly. Paya then tore her hands away from her belly. As she rolled over, and fell into a deep sleep.

The next morning later

Link had come up to say goodbye. He wished he could have stayed longer (especially with Paya around) but he still needed to tame Vah Medoh. He had already said goodbye to Impa as Paya walked down the stairs. Her flesh jiggled a lot as she went down the stairs. "Umm... G-good bye Master Link." Paya said to Link. He smiled, and nodded. Paya, with it being early in the morning ,was not thinking clearly, decided it would be a good idea to embrace Link in a hug. She stepped forward and hugged Link.

Link was taken back at first, but then decided to hug back.

She was very soft.

Link walked out the door. He pulled out his Shiekah Slate as he marked Rito Village on the map. He was about to head off when he heard a whisper in his ear.

"Don't worry I'll try to gain weight whille you're away"

He turned around to find nobody there, but he had a suspicion of who it was. Link grinned. He was definitely coming back to Kakariko Village soon.


Paya's Diary


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I may have done the smarte