Big Lobster

Chapter 1

Death to Pelosi and butter sauce don't boil me because I am still alive I am the big lobster.
Big lobster is in the house

Big lobster: what a day, like I always said I am a slob but I am a greedy slob.

Is that a hand coming in?
Wait wait I got money I will bury you

The end.

you can't stop it you can't stop it you can't stop it I got the whole f****** world in my pocket you can't stop it cuz you can't stop me you can't stop me because I got the whole damn world in my pocket

If you want the world then your pocket you got to take it from me right now

I got the lighter in my hand and the blunt and my other hand got to get the smoke in the sky when I'm trying to be all sleazy and cheesy all the f****** time all I want to do is pop you the question I'm the big lobster at this f****** club man

I'm a walking mad lobster on the f****** mission I found the mother f****** ticket ready to go like I always said before welcome all to the show I am wired up f****** ready to go I'm in back of my tank never ready to stop I never realized I was a fat lobster hence the name big lobster

On the streets of Santa Monica I am your home lobster

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Authors note:
Big lobster is a fictional character I created in this story because he is a big fat lobster and he is from the hood since I do have autism and I was born in 1995 and I am from Erie Pennsylvania.

And this is what the offer has to say I am a slob but I am a greedy slob. Hence I came up with that character.

Big lobster eats sea burgers and sea fries
Smokes cigars
Acts like a gangsta from the hood

Epilogue:
Good morning sir can I introduce you to some feederism porn?
Feederism porn? Did you say feederism porn?
Yes they are two for five
Feederism porn? I am going to capture you and buy all of them
Thank you for your pay
The end

Authors note:
I always felt that I needed to masturbate ever since I crushed on my first crush who is the exact opposite sex of myself.

You'll be more famous dead than alive
Are you or are you not entertained?