Chapter 1 - Song - to the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas

One the first day of Chrismas my feeder gave to me;

A Jacob's cracker with cheese


One the second day of Chrismas my feeder gave to me;

Two sausage rolls

And a Jacob's cracker with cheese


One the third day of Chrismas my feeder gave to me;

Three creamy Bailey's

Two sausage rolls

And a Jacob's cracker with cheese



One the fourth day of Chrismas my feeder gave to me;

Four stolen cakes

Three creamy Bailey's

Two sausage rolls

And a Jacob's cracker with cheese


One the fifth day of Chrismas my feeder gave to me;

Five mince pies with cream on

Four stolen cakes

Three creamy Bailey's

Two sausage rolls

And a Jacob's cracker with cheese



One the sixth day of Chrismas my feeder gave to me;

Six pigs in blankets

Five mince pies with cream on

Four stolen cakes

Three creamy Bailey's

Two sausage rolls

And a Jacob's cracker with cheese


One the seventh day of Chrismas my feeder gave to me;

Seven tubs of Twiglets

Six pigs in blankets

Five mince pies with cream on

Four stolen cakes

Three creamy Bailey's

Two sausage rolls

And a Jacob's cracker with cheese


One the eighth day of Chrismas my feeder gave to me;

Eight roast potatoes

Seven tubs of Twiglets

Six pigs in blankets

Five mince pies with cream on

Four stolen cakes

Three creamy Bailey's

Two sausage rolls

And a Jacob's cracker with cheese



One the ninth day of Chrismas my feeder gave to me;

Nine tubs of Heroes

Eight roast potatoes

Seven tubs of Twiglets

Six pigs in blankets

Five mince pies with cream on

Four stolen cakes

Three creamy Bailey's

Two sausage rolls

And a Jacob's cracker with cheese


One the tenth day of Chrismas my feeder gave to me;

Ten cakes with icing

Nine tubs of Heroes

Eight roast potatoes

Seven tubs of Twiglets

Six pigs in blankets

Five mince pies with cream on

Four stolen cakes

Three creamy Bailey's

Two sausage rolls

And a Jacob's cracker with cheese


One the eleventh day of Chrismas my feeder gave to me;

Eleven boiled hams

Ten cakes with icing

Nine tubs of Heroes

Eight roast potatoes

Seven tubs of Twiglets

Six pigs in blankets

Five mince pies with cream on

Four stolen cakes

Three creamy Bailey's

Two sausage rolls

And a Jacob's cracker with cheese


One the tweleth day of Chrismas my feeder gave to me;

Twelve roasted turkeys

Eleven boiled hams

Ten cakes with icing

Nine tubs of Heroes

Eight roast potatoes

Seven tubs of Twiglets

Six pigs in blankets

Five mince pies with cream on

Four stolen cakes

Three creamy Bailey's

Two sausage rolls

And a Jacob's cracker with cheese