Chapter 1 - day 1

*The Old Witch is wearing a black, two piece bikini with her saggy boobs spilling over the cups, her belly hanging over the the bottoms with her wide butt stretching the seems to the max. She's on a lounge chair on a cruise ship*

TOW: Hello Fantasy Feeder fans! Your favorite old fatty is on vacation and invites you all to partake in a little fun with me. Cruise ship buffets can really turn you into a blimp like me but what if you meet someone special while you're there?

*TOW pulls a book from her cauldron by the chair*

TOW: Tonights take of buffet goodness centers around a lonely man that finds out that eating for two isnt just a phrase for pregnant women. I call this delectable delight...THE CRUISE.



The day finally came. Frank The Cameraman had been working like a dog for 6 months all the way through the holidays. He wasn't able to spend Christmas or Thanksgiving with his family in Boston because he was in Florida shooting pictures of the Everglades. Now that he was on a 15 day cruise to Bermuda followed by a week at the luxurious Davis Hotel, he could relax.

The thing he wanted to do most was EAT. He was a slender man, about 5'4 and 140 pounds but mostly due to the fact he had no time to eat because he was on the road constantly. His friends Vampire, Roman and Dale had told him about how the Cruise Ship Amber had one of the best buffets for breakfast, lunch and dinner anyone had ever seen. Frank would have beaten Usain Bolt in a footrace on the pier when the ship finally arrived.

He had prepared by packing 15 pairs of shirts, socks, underwear and 2 bathing suits. He bought a suit in his size and one a size up just in case he "put on a little weight" as Dale's wife Moesha hinted at.

"No chance in hell of that happening" Frank thought. He barely had time to eat a pop tart, no way was he going to he be able to sample everything in his mind.

Captain Prevost was there to greet him and welcome him aboard along with the other guests. He saw a portly gentleman in a white suit with a big cigar in his mouth in front of him along with a married couple. The well built husband looked to be a throwback to a 50's greaser while his wife was covered in tattoos but looked like a gothic supermodel. Another married couple of a tall, chubby man and a short, fat wife were holding hands in front of them. Frank thought to himself "These people know how to eat, good, glad I won't be the only one."

What Frank didn't see was a voluptuous, well fed blonde lady sizing him up behind him. She smiled and he turned to see her smile, he shot one back. "Was she smiling at me? Couldn't be."

As he got on board, Mark The Porter led him to his cabin, number 42. He checked in, unpacked and laid on his bed. He hated being alone and seeing the other married couples made him jealous, but he was there to relax and eat good food, not his pillow out of jealousy,

Later on he walked out on deck and some of the people he saw earlier was there. The portly gentleman sniffing his stogie was David, a news anchor he recognized from back home. The other couple were named Rocky and Tiffany, they had been married for 15 years and had a son together. The plus-sized couple were named Steve and Laura with 2 kids of their own. Laura looked delicious in her bathing suit, her large breasts would have been hanging down to her equally hanging belly on top of her huge thighs if it wasn't contained by her suit. He didn't want to gawk too much to raise Steve's ire. Tiffany was wearing a pink bikini as she had very large breasts herself with a bit of a gut hanging out of it. Frank himself was in his normal sized green bathing suit.

Later on Frank that night found himself at the world famous buffet. The cooks worked round the clock to come up with anything and everything for any time of day. Breakfast, lunch and dinner specials were available 24 hours a day. The head chef Rose was a famous cook from New Jersey and she had everything. He saw David sitting with his fiancee and the other couples sitting together and sat by himself in a corner with his caesar salad and 5 cookies he got from the dessert section.

Just then a hand was placed on his back and a woman's voice could be heard in a thick Russian accent. "5 cookies, is dat all you going to have, darlink?"

Frank looked over his shoulder and standing in front of him was a beautifully chubby woman. She looked to be in her mid 40's with blonde hair, grey eyes, chubby cheeks, a double chin, pillow soft arms, 42 C breasts stretching out her red dress up top. On bottom her wide hips, bubble butt and thick thighs stretched the other half of her dress out.

Frank: "Hello, how are you? My name is Frank."

*The woman took his hand with her own and he frowned as he noticed the wedding band on hers*

Iwona: "My name is Iwona, nice to meet you."

Frank: Want some of my cookies? I took way too many.

Iwona: "Nonsense, you didn't take enough. I vill get you some more."

Frank: More? What?

*Before Frank could protest, Iwona had returned with four more."

Iwona: Eat my friend, eat!

*Frank wanted to protest but he couldn't resist her smile and her accent. Frank didn't even notice how many cookies he had eaten because they had a long conversation about themselves. Frank being a photographer and Iwona a stay at home wife. The more they talked, the more he ate and the more he was starting to like her.

Frank: "How long have you lived in the USA?"

Iwona: 16 years now, in de old country they frowned upon my eating habits.

Frank: They frown upon it here too I'm afraid.

Iwona: Yes but on the internet its a lot betta. I have found de websites are fun.

Frank: Websites?

Iwona: Oh, you've finished your dessert, good boy.

*Iwona gave Frank a pat on his belly. Frank had never been patted there before, not even by his grandmother as a child*

Frank: Um, thank you, I guess.

*Iwona yawned and stretched, arching her back to where her boobs were almost in his face*

Iwona: Its been a long day, darlink, I must get some sleep. Meet me here tomorrow for your big breakfast, ok?

Frank: Sure....

*Iwona kissed his cheek and tugged on his belly a little bit as she walked away. Frank's heart fluttered as he enjoyed her kiss but was confused by what she said*

Frank: Big breakfast?

*Suddenly a male's voice could be heard*

"You sure are lucky."

*Frank turned and Rocky was standing next to him. He was in his 30's, well built and was wearing a white t-shirt and black bathing suit*

Rocky: Want my advice Frank? Never turn down a good thing.

*Rocky walked off and Frank had that thought in his head as he went back to cabin 42. As he got in bed he wondered what tomorrow was going to be like. His heart raced as he thought of spending it with Iwona. She was married so he didn't want to go too far in imagining what she would be like as a date, but he didn't mind the idea of having a huge breakfast. He went to sleep smiling*