So, I went to the doctor the other day. I thought I weighed around 420. It was actually 490. Oops.
My boyfriend had just fed me until I could barely move, and then decided that he wanted to play with my overstuffed belly. I love when our feeding sessions end with his hands on my belly. I've gained a hundred pounds since we started playing!
It's Saturday night, and I'm bored. My solution was to order entirely too much Chinese food and find something on Netflix. Any suggestions?
Because I'm not a fan of weird pizza toppings..more of a pepperoni and mushroom girl
I have a dilemma: I'm hungry, but I am burned out on Christmas leftovers. Should I have the LOs anyway, or get pizza?