I've had the seat blow out in one of those folding sling chairs. It dumped my butt on the ground leaving the rest of me high and dry -- kinda like a hogtie in reverse. With a 250 pound limit on those things, it was bound to happen.

Then I had a plain old chair collapse under me at a restaurant. I don't think it was my weight that did it as much as the thing was very wobbly to begin with.

I so much wish one of those was still relatively near my house.

Also autistic. I rarely volunteer any info at all.

I can't get super-stuffed at a buffet because all the ones near me have only chinese food. It all tastes so similar that I quickly get flavor-fatigued and I start feeling nauseated long before I get anywhere near stuffed and bloated.

But now I'm in my hometown for a few days, and it DOES have some buffets that aren't chinese food. At one of my old favorite places, I ate six plates, an all-time high and I got big enough to need to go up a belt notch. This is wild and wonderful! I'm going to gain a bunch of weight on this trip!
If I didn't move away when I did, I would be at least 600 pounds now.

Add some Torani syrup. That makes it like melted ice cream. I often do that and add peanut butter.

I noticed a few people have on their gainer page a starting weight that doesn't line up with any of the entries. Then I noticed on mine that my start weight is X and my earliest posting isn't X. Are entries older than a certain age being deleted?

Look for the My Weigh XL-700. You might get even bigger than 500 pounds.

I've been told that any application for disability will be denied at first. You'll need to repeatedly apply and/or get an attorney to help.

Yep. Formally diagnosed too.

My fantasy belly is so big that it firmly rests on the ground. It doesn't merely brush, but presses and spreads out on the floor in front of me.