CoopChick33 wrote
I have to say I'm loving this thread, 'cause I'm the biggest office perv. I've enjoyed all the scenarios everyone's shared so far. There's no good eye candy in my current work environment (drat).
I was the recipient of a little office holiday cheer, though. The other day I had to ask my boss for time off for an appointment..with a dentist..but before I got to that part, she blurted out, "are you a little pregnant?" And she said it to my belly, not my face. When I told her no she acted apologetic.
I've gotten that question several times, thanks to my particular shape, but it's always fun to hear.
Another salesman's customer had a nice ass and thick thighs plus big boobs. But her belly stuck straight out! The other salesman has been with Chevy for 41 years and had Never made the mistake he made with her-" Oh! You're expecting!" She said "No. I had a baby." Oh When he asked. "4 years ago." God did she look awesome hot!