If the shaming is creative I might get chuckles out of it, but generally I'm not into it.

Excessive urination can be a sign of type 2 diabetes.

I prefer average sized women

I'll be happy to top the scales at 330lbs and that's with a partner who wants me to gain.

It's not so much about the weight itself, but the feeling of fatness that appeals to me.

The trick is to maximize fats while limiting carbs (and proteins) to a point. You still need to eat some carbs to fatten up though.

I remember partially filling a ball with water, cramming it into my pants and stepping on the scale. I was in elementary school, so it was quite a while back.

You likely have too much insulin resistance, and are probably diabetic/pre-diabetic.

Or the nutrient content of the food you're eating is poor.

I don't, and I doubt I ever will have a preference.

Not quite fat, but chubby. Didn't really think much of it, but I've always enjoyed playing with my fat.

No. I prefer to be able to take care of myself.