Returning with her new dress, my friend gently asked if I had bought myself anything "more comfortable" while I was shopping. I didn't tell her that I had just bought new clothes last month

I borrowed this dress from a chubby friend who is expecting twins, but she swore it wasn't a maternity dress. Found out it was, since I stretched it out so much that I had to buy her a new one

Been feeling extra tubby this week, but kept eating everything in sight. But is that really a second roll of fat on my hips? Can you get double love handles?

"Looks like you finally got a bottom to match that beer gut"

Yesterday I heard someone say "THAT girl used to be skinny??" And I was still surprised, like, isn't it obvious?