I can't even get it on! 🫢

I probably should've seen the Easter Hog jokes coming before squeezing myself into an old pink shirt and going back for thirds..

Maybe she is right?

"Omg your hair is so long.. and you're so, um, like really fat."

"Just because it buttons doesn't mean that it fits you!" ..now I get what she was saying 🫢

"Looks like you ran out of space in your belly, you're putting your extra weight anywhere you can stuff it now!"

On our first date we got congratulated twice, and the waiter said "looks like we will need a high chair on your next visit." ...guess I can kinda see why 🫣

Looks like I need a new interview outfit for this round...