Kelsey: "That freaking asshole. I'm not fat." I poked at my bloated belly. It's just beer. It will be gone tomorrow. I sat down and grimaced at the tightness of my jeans. I de...
"Now it's important to oil up your piggies. Especially after a stuffing. If possible oil them up and massage while they are eating. It aids in digestion and allows them to eat more. And i...