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came across a possible feeder and unwitting feedee at work...
I think the lecturers are gone

Walked into Twin River casino in Rhode Island with $50 and left with $77. Oh yeah I'm the man, I'm the man.

What a horrible night to have a curse

Cruising through the bowels of YouTube and I came across this gem in the comment section.

"I want her gut to get bigger so her farts get louder"

You know, I got kicked out of school after the 12th grade so I'm no expert on anatomy, but I dont think that's how it works.

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has anyone done all 10 of these?
"1. Break a couch
2. Break a bed
3. Not fit into a car
4. Not fit into a bus seat
5. Break the scale
6. Have a triple belly
7. Be able to clap with your thighs
8. Hide objects in your belly ...

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bingeing bartender
Reminds me of the old Newgrounds.com game "Another Love Bites The Dust" where you fatten up Cupid until hes too fat to fly.

Ever beat Night Trap for Sega CD and get the perfect ending? I just did

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bingeing bartender
*watches FFA from my horse from afar. I tip my cowboy hat and ride off into the darkness*

I swear if I ever get married, the host of Video Armageddon is going to be the emcee at my wedding.

We just watched Barbarian, The Sisterhood and Arena back to back to back. We are no longer sober and it's time for the main event...NO...HOLDS...BARREDDDDS

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bingeing bartender
Wait, didja say female? That word is soooo offensive. You racist, misogynist, transphobia, saxophone, tubaphobe, xylophone and any other phone you is!!!!

We need Ben and Jerry's btw

new topic in fat experiences forum
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Due to unpopular demand. Does anyone have any stories of where your admiring comes back to bite you I recently posted in a thread about how I was checking out a girl and rammed my pushcart into a p...

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bingeing bartender
Time to play the game.....TIME TO PLAY THE GAMEEEEEEEE

Going to see Godzilla today. This better news good.

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bingeing bartender
What I say:

"So I was at a bar last night and there was a bbw there with a long white dress that showed off her curves. I looked over a few times but didn't engage because she had a man."

Wha...

The bar I'm at is playing Lovefool. Now I have it stuck in my head