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bingeing bartender
What I say:

"So I was at a bar last night and there was a bbw there with a long white dress that showed off her curves. I looked over a few times but didn't engage because she had a man."

Wha...

The bar I'm at is playing Lovefool. Now I have it stuck in my head

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bingeing bartender
Lighten..up..Francis

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so what games are you playing?
Took me 7 months but I 100% completed Red Dead Redemption 2.

Working on Mortal Kombat 10 before I play 11

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mucha lucha weight gain episode.
You didnt do anything wrong, dont worry about it.

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bingeing bartender
I'm working security on this thread. Anyone complaining gets the heave-ho.

Carry on.

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spelling and grammar
I once wrote a parody called Giant Wall of Text, not sure if it's still in the Stories section anymore but point being is bad grammar has been a problem for a decade here.

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mucha lucha weight gain episode.
You know how many people got their first taste of weight gain with Violet Beuregaurd or Lilo & Stitch scenes?

Lighten up Francis

With a four speed on the floor, they'll be waitin at the door. You know that ain't no shit, we'll be gettin lots of tit in Greased Lightning.

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wobbly dogwalker
Since I seem to be a lord of the edge, here's my villain story.

I already told the story ohe other night how this fiiiiiine Columbian temp worker smiled at me and I was so enchanted by her beaut...

Since I'm banned over on the other site I cant say it there but our pal FatandGassy decides to take today to say "f*ck the US Military"

Someone want to tell this mentally challenged piece of garbage that today isnt about honoring the military so much as it is honoring the memory of those who served? I'll be damned if I let this waste of space disrespect my grandfather's legacy with her propaganda.

We are the Netherrealm

Great, now get got spam accounts as well as "gimmie money" spam

I met an ultra gorgeous bbw in an AOL chatroom in 2003, dated her in 2009 and was friends with her until the end.

RIP my old flame

Uh, what happened to drop down menus?

Anyone else about ready to tell these "no chat unless you pay me" ppl to go outside with a tin can and beg if they want money that bad?

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is fantasy feeder a porn site? ...
It's got nude photos and videos, so yes

So apparently FF is now a homeless shelter. One "woman" in chat and another in the forum is claiming to be "homeless and hungry". Now we got bums at FF, wonderful