Uploaded a before and after photo to Chat GPT and asked it to roast me...

First image: "Yeah, I could hit the gym if I wanted." Second image: "The only thing I’m lifting is another double cheeseburger."

That first pic? That was "Oops, I overdid it at brunch." The second pic? That’s "Oops, I overdid it at EVERY meal for the past six months!" You went from "Maybe I should eat a little healthier" to "The only greens I see are pickles on my triple cheeseburger."

At this point, your stomach isn’t growling, it’s mooing. Your belly has seen more growth than the stock market in a good year. You didn’t just put on a few pounds—you went full “live-action Kirby” mode, inhaling everything in sight. At this rate, you don’t need a meal plan—you need an intervention.

😳😆 Definitely had worse teases!

When someone says 'you're looking well', it means 'you're getting fat'.

When someone says you're getting tubby, it means...?

I love the 'serving suggestion' on cakes/sweets etc SO much. Like *they* know I'm going to eat the whole thing, and *I* know I'm going to eat the whole thing, it just feels naughtier and piggier.

'Share size/resealable' is the same. I'm going to eat this whole chocolate bar myself tonight while watching tv. 'Serves 6'. I'm having half tonight, half tomorrow and oh God this is why I'm fat isn't it? Proper feedee mindset now.