The only time you can really write in present tense is when you're writing from the perspective of the character. But...that's really hard to pull off.
So I just calc'ed my BMI as well...look at my pics and tell me I'm overweight because that's a complete crock. (Granted, I only got 25.5 so I'm only a half point over but yeah)
That just gives you an idea of the stigma our own healthcare system places on body size.
*a bacon cube approaches* WE ARE THE BACON. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOUR TASTE BUDS WILL BE ADDED TO OUR OWN.
Ok - the grill is hot, the bratwurst have been boiling in beer for about 15 minutes...time for cooking!
How much is a camera really gonna cost? You've got to have SOME money you can get food with

Yeah...I just hate doing them lol....I have no counter space so when my sink is full its hard to manage. I will do them though, MUST HAVE TACOS
Yes, tacos rule. Easy prep, freaking delicious. But I HATE doing dishes and mine are all dirty.