The only time you can really write in present tense is when you're writing from the perspective of the character. But...that's really hard to pull off.

NOOO TUVOK IT'S A TRAP, AAAAGGGHH!!!

The court demands proof, Bella!

So I just calc'ed my BMI as well...look at my pics and tell me I'm overweight because that's a complete crock. (Granted, I only got 25.5 so I'm only a half point over but yeah)

That just gives you an idea of the stigma our own healthcare system places on body size.

*a bacon cube approaches* WE ARE THE BACON. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOUR TASTE BUDS WILL BE ADDED TO OUR OWN.

Ok - the grill is hot, the bratwurst have been boiling in beer for about 15 minutes...time for cooking!

Mmm all hail the bacon cube

Siegfried, your spelling and grammar make my brain hurt.

you mean it's cubical?

Why would anyone want to click that button?

I bet if I look on newegg I can find you a super cheap one.

How much is a camera really gonna cost? You've got to have SOME money you can get food with

why sigh?

Happy bidet! Hope you got something nice.

I wish I had a washer...I had one at my previous domicile but...not here. lol

Yeah...I just hate doing them lol....I have no counter space so when my sink is full its hard to manage. I will do them though, MUST HAVE TACOS

(which is evidence of me hating to do them)

Yes, tacos rule. Easy prep, freaking delicious. But I HATE doing dishes and mine are all dirty.

Yeah carlos that's why she said that lol