Oddet, you deserve a good giant sandwich. Filled with some kind of . . . really filling stuff. Also fattening. The point is, you should not go hungry if I have anything to say about it!

Edit, you're the last person I'd suspect to use an editor.

Mm, probably shouldn't have laughed that last part so loudly . . .

Aw, Aichan, I'm just funnin' ya'. Why don't I buy you some dinner to make up for it? Hehehe, and so my plan begins!

Watch it, Aichan, or I'm coming after you next. All mean and such, if you don't mind. Like, really mean. Martin van Buren mean.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. I'm just drunk and surly.

YOU'RE a moob. Oooh, zing.

Long live the Queen!

Hellooooo, Tracii!

And the rest of you is of course beautiful. Of course!

God, Tracii, anyone ever tell you you have epic hips? I mean, Jesus Christ!

I'm almost in North Carolina.

Evenin'.

I was going to say it's too bad I'm only slightly metal, haha. Also, Tracii, your gain is both lovely and fantastic. Of course!

Commence the stirring!

I think you and your belly have stirred it enough for one night.

Haha, Butterine. You so craaaazy.

Molly, if those ads get you more excited about pizza then I'm all for them!

Librarian. How about you?

I am doing okay. Went to Florida for vacation last week and thanks to a pleasant atmosphere and your comments about how explosively full your belly is I'm easing back into the work week nicely.