Mascara, that is about the hottest thing I can possibly imagine. Thanks a lot for distract me from important business!

Alice, looking at your own recent photos, it looks like you've been stealing more than just cakes from the Dude's hypothetical restaurant, hehe.

Speak for yourself, man, I'm still not over the hotness in those photos already there, heh.

I'll be damned if I don't make every cakely effort to get as much cake as humanly possible into these customers. Well, at least you three, Shawna, Alice, and Puprle.

It will require clever accounting and one imagines magical money generated by the unheard of amount of sexiness existing in such a place.

Haha, say the word and I will somehow form massive political and economic connections to get you a virtual lifetime pass to all food ever. EVER! Even fictional food!

Man, it's up to us to make this happen and we're both hapless internet guys! Nooo!

[eyebrows raised with great interest]

Dude, you're right. We've got Alice forced to steal cake here, Shawnaa doesn't have any at all. And I'm a sucker for beautiful women wanting food.

I want you to have cake, too, Shawnaa. And lots of it.

Oh sure, it sounds good in theory, but when you have already puffy women opening their e-mails and plumping up even further with sweet, sweet cake . . . well, now I went and lost my train of thought.

Stufferdude, I would immediately abuse that technology to criminal proportions, so for the sake of women everywhere I recommend not inventing it.

You are definitely not a girl who is will ever want for cake.

Alice, why do you got to go stealing cakes when anybody here in the right mind would give you all the cake you want and then some?

Hope to catch you again some time, Agent. 'Night.

Haha, just because you're some kind of sexy secret agent involved with bouncing is no reason to be modest.

Seems I just missed a meeting of two of the hottest new kids in town. Damn.

You're beautiful at your size and even if you stayed there you won't hear any complaints from me.

Hello, citizens. I am just an average man-about-town wondering if there were any chubby cuties around. You know, for me--oh, why hello there!

Man, now I want some of those Reeses cups. Those things kick all kinds of ass.