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Rubarbstreet
15 years
Mascara, that is about the hottest thing I can possibly imagine. Thanks a lot for distract me from important business!
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Alice, looking at your own recent photos, it looks like you've been stealing more than just cakes from the Dude's hypothetical restaurant, hehe.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Speak for yourself, man, I'm still not over the hotness in those photos already there, heh.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
I'll be damned if I don't make every cakely effort to get as much cake as humanly possible into these customers. Well, at least you three, Shawna, Alice, and Puprle.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
It will require clever accounting and one imagines magical money generated by the unheard of amount of sexiness existing in such a place.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Haha, say the word and I will somehow form massive political and economic connections to get you a virtual lifetime pass to all food ever. EVER! Even fictional food!
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Man, it's up to us to make this happen and we're both hapless internet guys! Nooo!
Rubarbstreet
15 years
[eyebrows raised with great interest]
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Dude, you're right. We've got Alice forced to steal cake here, Shawnaa doesn't have any at all. And I'm a sucker for beautiful women wanting food.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
I want you to have cake, too, Shawnaa. And lots of it.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Oh sure, it sounds good in theory, but when you have already puffy women opening their e-mails and plumping up even further with sweet, sweet cake . . . well, now I went and lost my train of thought.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Stufferdude, I would immediately abuse that technology to criminal proportions, so for the sake of women everywhere I recommend not inventing it.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
You are definitely not a girl who is will ever want for cake.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Alice, why do you got to go stealing cakes when anybody here in the right mind would give you all the cake you want and then some?
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Hope to catch you again some time, Agent. 'Night.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Haha, just because you're some kind of sexy secret agent involved with bouncing is no reason to be modest.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Seems I just missed a meeting of two of the hottest new kids in town. Damn.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
You're beautiful at your size and even if you stayed there you won't hear any complaints from me.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Hello, citizens. I am just an average man-about-town wondering if there were any chubby cuties around. You know, for me--oh, why hello there!
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Man, now I want some of those Reeses cups. Those things kick all kinds of ass.
