If you're not getting a response, consider it an "I'm not interested" and move on.

Why have conversations? I'm not masturbating to your personality.

Actually it sounds like all the women who've turned you down have one thing in common- they don't like you.

Should also be noted that these terms are hardly set in stone, and the exact definitions can be very subjective.

If nothing else I'll be wanking to it since it's based on the hot mental images I woke up to today. /shrug

After having a writing block for way too long in all aspects, I'm hoping that this bit of fatty fap fiction helps open up some floodgates.

I'd leave, but then I'd have to waste all my angry energy on politics and that just takes years off your lifespan.

I'll have you know that I am a professional and only rarely does my horny breathing make it onto the video. More likely you'll hear me swearing after rolling my ankle trying to get up smoothly

Mini: Laugh it up we both know you've jerked it to material I've filmed/photographed

The job doesn't offer health insurance benefits or anything like that. :C

If that were actually my job consistently I wouldn't be complaining so much. It's really only now and then, every few months. But it's pretty much the best thing ever.

You now owe me one epic fantasy story that is told in a series of full-length novels and includes actual video of flabby bellies on the pages.

I haven't made humiliation porn (or any porn, really), but I have been videographer for some paysite content that includes fat talk. So there.

...and now thinking about jiggling flab gave me a boner again. Dammit.

Find me good erotic literature that fulfills my reading interests while having sections devoted to moving images depicting jiggling fat bellies and that might be useful advice.

I could buy more lunches for myself if I stopped spending so much money on books and porn.

This is the first summer in like four years where I've been able to consistently afford lunch for myself what the hell makes you think I own a manor

And Humble Bundle is the good shit.

I'm not chivalrous. I don't ride a horse or pledge allegiance to a feudal lord.

One thing to do then...? If you mean falling at approximately 9.82 meters per second squared (and allowing for the slowing effect of air resistance) then yeah, there's that.