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Murphy
11 years
If you're not getting a response, consider it an "I'm not interested" and move on.
Murphy
11 years
Why have conversations? I'm not masturbating to your personality.
Murphy
11 years
Actually it sounds like all the women who've turned you down have one thing in common- they don't like you.
Murphy
11 years
Should also be noted that these terms are hardly set in stone, and the exact definitions can be very subjective.
Murphy
11 years
If nothing else I'll be wanking to it since it's based on the hot mental images I woke up to today. /shrug
Murphy
11 years
After having a writing block for way too long in all aspects, I'm hoping that this bit of fatty fap fiction helps open up some floodgates.
Murphy
11 years
I'd leave, but then I'd have to waste all my angry energy on politics and that just takes years off your lifespan.
Murphy
11 years
I'll have you know that I am a professional and only rarely does my horny breathing make it onto the video. More likely you'll hear me swearing after rolling my ankle trying to get up smoothly
Murphy
11 years
Mini: Laugh it up we both know you've jerked it to material I've filmed/photographed
Murphy
11 years
The job doesn't offer health insurance benefits or anything like that. :C
Murphy
11 years
If that were actually my job consistently I wouldn't be complaining so much. It's really only now and then, every few months. But it's pretty much the best thing ever.
Murphy
11 years
You now owe me one epic fantasy story that is told in a series of full-length novels and includes actual video of flabby bellies on the pages.
Murphy
11 years
I haven't made humiliation porn (or any porn, really), but I have been videographer for some paysite content that includes fat talk. So there.
Murphy
11 years
...and now thinking about jiggling flab gave me a boner again. Dammit.
Murphy
11 years
Find me good erotic literature that fulfills my reading interests while having sections devoted to moving images depicting jiggling fat bellies and that might be useful advice.
Murphy
11 years
I could buy more lunches for myself if I stopped spending so much money on books and porn.
Murphy
11 years
This is the first summer in like four years where I've been able to consistently afford lunch for myself what the hell makes you think I own a manor
Murphy
11 years
And Humble Bundle is the good shit.
Murphy
11 years
I'm not chivalrous. I don't ride a horse or pledge allegiance to a feudal lord.
Murphy
11 years
One thing to do then...? If you mean falling at approximately 9.82 meters per second squared (and allowing for the slowing effect of air resistance) then yeah, there's that.
