Well you'd still be falling pretty damn fast.

You're so flabby that if you were dropped from a height at the same time as a rock of equal weight you would fall slower due to the air resistance provided by your flapping folds and rolls.

You're so fat, your gravitational field has a stronger pull than most other people.

He already has the McD, what's he gonna do with your D?

I could go for some belly humping today.

And yeah, there's probably crap like that here in the U.S. but we have a lot of stuff that's horrible.

There's feed bags and stuff for when you're going to the bathroom or taking a shower, though.

I meant like a pizza crust-type thing with donut fixin's on top. Not a pizza with a hole in the middle because that's just a ***ing crime against humanity.

Donut pizza? Can that be a thing?

*Sound dietary advice from some dude on the internet right here

Oh like it's such grueling, unpleasant work. Just eat like a dozen pizzas a day or something and you'll get there.

You look better now just barely puffing out of that little bikini.

BLAME LAYLA FOR THAT

I should note that I am currently running on too little sleep and a pile of weird and bad dreams so I can't say with confidence that I know wtf I'm talking about.

If you got mustard all over your pants then it's your own damn fault for eating cheeseburgers while wearing pants.

People who can't find the outlet for it wouldn't be able to search by those key terms, though, because they aren't likely to KNOW those terms.

I know, I really wish that it were easier to find people into this niche fetish that we have and share with a small fraction of the world's population.

Ruby your weight goals are far too small. I mean if you want to pick up roots and come here that's fine but NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR MY FANTASIIEEEESS

Looking for a female feedee to completely uproot her life (at her own expense) to come to where I am and fulfill my sexual fantasies, which include your becoming huge. hmu fatties

I'm just sharing the 'wisdom' that's been posted on the forum.