I've been to the Atlantic. It's completely whipped by the Gulf of Mexico.

I know, man! Seriously!

I'm fine with not being in it. I heard the Indian Ocean once looked at the Pacific Ocean the wrong way and got its ass kicked.

Never seen it myself. I just hear things.

It's also a great ocean.

Heyooo!

I just had an existential crisis trying to decipher that message.

I'm going to go do stuff now. Nice chatting with you folks. Shawnaa, I expect you to remain attractive and squishy until I get back. But you were probably going to do that anyways so why am I s

They are weapons of mass social understanding. Music types such as Bob Dylan and U2 sing songs about them in charity concerts while passing them out to fans.

Unlike the missile, the candy warheads actually bring people of all cultures together.

I applaud your obscure Simpsons reference, Max.

Oh no! Women without a sense of taste is another fetish of mine!

Personally, it was the fitting as many of them in your mouth comment that did it for me. Now I'm murderously angry. Grrrrrawwwwr.

Peaceful is a quality I put right up there with a diverse sense of humor and "ability to snap pants open entirely via eating in one sitting." Now we can all agree on that.

I feel somehow compelled to do or not do anything. Can't explain it. Is playful ribbing okay?

Siegfriend, you might not be aware of how we do duels over here. Heyooooo!

Hell, I insist on a duel right now on general principle.

I think I know what you mean, but contest for her hand? Hahaha, what is this, a Jane Austin novel?

Haha, Shawna, every time I've come on here the last two days you've been the talk of the town. And I can see why.

Hey, what's all this about this Shawnaa I keep hearing about? Am I out of the loop again?