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Rubarbstreet
15 years
As an important PSA I would also like to point out that alcohol is also not helpful in not being sad.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
What do you mean by that? You think you're better than me? Blah bwah bah blah! That's drunken ravings there.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
What, nobody has something to say on the subject that makes more sense than my drunken ravings?
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Stuff is pretty sad a lot of the time but the internet doesn't usually make things happier, I think. Not that there isn't great stuff around here.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Somebody let Scarlet be a pirate. I think she really wants it.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Who goes thar there in thine scallywag?
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Avast!
Rubarbstreet
15 years
That poor bastard!
Rubarbstreet
15 years
That poor bastard!
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Is the plan to continue to be extremely attractive and take perfect pictures highlighting that fact? Because you kind of already did that.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Hooha, Chubby. Indeed!
Rubarbstreet
15 years
That's good to hear. Sometimes a nice belly can get in the way and all.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
So, YB, how goes the business of having a perfectly proportioned and soft figure? Still working out for you all right?
Rubarbstreet
15 years
And the cliched-yet-appropriate response of the is--No, thank YOU.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
If they're anything like your old pics I am preemptively congratulating you! On being extremely attractive, apparently. Also on carrying your weight so damn well. Mmm.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
But then I generally recommend pizza and such things to most girls I know, heh.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Pizza was just what I was bout to recommend to you for no reason, actually.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Good evening, you delicious evil breakfast food, you.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Pacman, you lucky bastard.
Rubarbstreet
15 years
Also he eats ghosts. Talk about useful!
