As an important PSA I would also like to point out that alcohol is also not helpful in not being sad.

What do you mean by that? You think you're better than me? Blah bwah bah blah! That's drunken ravings there.

What, nobody has something to say on the subject that makes more sense than my drunken ravings?

Stuff is pretty sad a lot of the time but the internet doesn't usually make things happier, I think. Not that there isn't great stuff around here.

Somebody let Scarlet be a pirate. I think she really wants it.

Who goes thar there in thine scallywag?

Avast!

That poor bastard!

That poor bastard!

Is the plan to continue to be extremely attractive and take perfect pictures highlighting that fact? Because you kind of already did that.

Hooha, Chubby. Indeed!

That's good to hear. Sometimes a nice belly can get in the way and all.

So, YB, how goes the business of having a perfectly proportioned and soft figure? Still working out for you all right?

And the cliched-yet-appropriate response of the is--No, thank YOU.

If they're anything like your old pics I am preemptively congratulating you! On being extremely attractive, apparently. Also on carrying your weight so damn well. Mmm.

But then I generally recommend pizza and such things to most girls I know, heh.

Pizza was just what I was bout to recommend to you for no reason, actually.

Good evening, you delicious evil breakfast food, you.

Pacman, you lucky bastard.

Also he eats ghosts. Talk about useful!