...I didn't quite pull it off

Can you tell who I'm supposed to be? 🤷‍♀️

For Halloween I had the perfect person that I wanted to dress up as..

Nothing in my closet can hide my weight now

It's too warm to hide in a sweatshirt, so it looks like my whole neighborhood is going to see my fat ass jiggle while I mow the lawn 😳

When even your pajamas let you down..

I mean, we can't blame her for assuming, right? It's hard to admit, but I think I have a tiny belly on me! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

The work outfit that inspired my coworker to tell me all about her baby weight (read chapter 5 of my latest story)

Another unexpected side effect of coming back fatter.. everyone feels compelled to give you their own unsolicited weight gain story. And sometimes, even more awkwardly, their pregnancy stories. Th...

They buttoned! (How important is the zipper, really?)