It's too warm to hide in a sweatshirt, so it looks like my whole neighborhood is going to see my fat ass jiggle while I mow the lawn 😳

When even your pajamas let you down..

I mean, we can't blame her for assuming, right? It's hard to admit, but I think I have a tiny belly on me! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

The work outfit that inspired my coworker to tell me all about her baby weight (read chapter 5 of my latest story)

Another unexpected side effect of coming back fatter.. everyone feels compelled to give you their own unsolicited weight gain story. And sometimes, even more awkwardly, their pregnancy stories. Th...

They buttoned! (How important is the zipper, really?)

I guess I should start trying things on at the store.. just guessing a size up doesn't seem to be doing the trick

Tonight I had to carry an enormous pumpkin around the side of the house, and barely got it there. Finally getting it to the backyard, I asked how much the damn thing weighed. "Ten pounds," I was told. That's what ten pounds feels like? Oh God. I'm c

I didn't make it too far.. this is going to be harder than I thought

The pounds making your ass thick really feel like weight when you actually try to lift it

Ooohh... so THIS is why overweight people hate going to the gym.

This used to be so much easier without all this belly in the way 🙄